“- Richard 'Dick' Brewer: Rumor has it you killed a man, Billy. You don't seem like the killing sort.
- Dirty Steve Stephens: Yeah, Billy. What'd you kill him for?
- William H. 'Billy the Kid' Bonney: He was hacking on me.”
Charlie Sheen - Richard 'Dick' Brewer
Dermot Mulroney - Dirty Steve Stephens
Emilio Estevez - William H. 'Billy the Kid' Bonney

“- Morgan: You know, I heard you had balls big enough to come in a dump truck, but you don't look like much to me.
- Dalton: Opinions vary.”
Terry Funk - Morgan
Patrick Swayze - Dalton

“I've got a gun out there in my purse. Up until now I've been forgiving and forgetting because of the way I was brought up, but I'll tell you one thing: if you ever say another word about me or make another indecentproposal, I'm gonna get that gun of mine, and I'm gonna change you from a rooster to a hen with one shot!”

Dolly Parton - Doralee Rhodes

“Brundle vanished late last night in the company of co-worker Beth Logan. There has been some speculation that Beth Logan may be the victim of possible kidnapping. But, this is yet to be confirmed.”
Cecilia Warren - Anchorwoman

“They say you're the world's only living heart donor. ”
Julia Ormond - Sabrina Fairchild