“- Tucker: Which building's yours?
- Healy: Are you familiar with the soccer stadium?
- Tucker: Did you build the Estadio Olimpico?
- Healy: No, just down the street the Celinto Catayente Towers.”

Lee Evans - Tucker
Matt Dillon - Healy

“I think that Bisexual Asian Studies should have its own building. The question is who goes? The math department or the hockey team?”
Jessica Walter - President Garcia-Thompson

“Sometimes we just have to start over, from scratch, to make things right, and that's exactly what we're going to do. We're going to build a brand-new city where Detroit now stands - an example to the world.”
Dan O'Herlihy - Old Man

“Hey, if we had some rope, we could make a log bridge! If we... If we had some logs.”
Thomas Wilson Brown - Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr

“- Captain McCallister: I'll need three ships and fifty stout men. We'll sail around the Horn and return with spices and silk, the likes of which ye have never seen.
- Mr. Burns: We are building a casino!
- Captain McCallister: Ar... Can you give me 5 minutes?”
Hank Azaria - Captain McCallister
Harry Shearer - Mr. Burns