“Some people show off their beauty because they want the world to see it. Others try to hide their beauty because they want the world to see something else.”
Michael Rady - Kostas

“- Romy White: The reunion is less than two weeks away. I just can't believe that you turned down a job!
- Michele Weinberger: Well, I thought the whole point of going to the reunion was to impress people. I mean, how am I gonna impress anybody by selling ban-lon smocks at Bargain Mart?”
Mira Sorvino - Romy White
Lisa Kudrow - Michele Weinberger

“- Nick: I suddenly realized I haven't told you how beautiful you look tonight.
- Kate: Oh, Nick, come on. Don't waste that stuff. Nobody's here. They can't hear you.”
Jay Mohr - Nick
Jennifer Aniston - Kate

“The girls are having a great time showing everybody the lights. I pray to God that's the only thing they're showing.”

Kristin Chenoweth - Tia Hall

“The subconscious never makes a mistake. She gave you the ring she didn't want - his ring - and she kept the one she wanted - yours.”

Oskar Holmolka - Prof. Gurkakoff