“Sorry, I couldn't hear you. Maybe it was the music, or I dunno, maybe it was the bullshit.”
Ellen Page - Hayley Stark

“- Lord Caversham: Do you always understand everything you say?
- Lord Arthur Goring: Yes... if I listen attentively.
- Lord Caversham: Conceited young puppy!”
John Wood - Lord Caversham
Rupert Everett - Lord Arthur Goring

“- Bernie Mermelstein: Don't you think you're kind of over reacting about a dumb letter? There's a lot of nut cases running around shootin' their mouths off.
- Mel Mermelstein: Yes. And sometimes people listen to them.”

Jason Presson - Bernie Mermelstein
Leonard Nimoy - Mel Mermelstein

“- Prince John: And why should the people listen to you?
- Robin Hood: Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.”
Richard Lewis - Prince John
Cary Elwes - Robin Hood

“- John Lennon: You don't say much, do you?
- Pete Best: Drummers don't talk. You must have noticed that. Just might as well be deaf and dumb, drummers. When was the last time you heard a drummer say anything? See? You know why, don't you? I'll tell you why. 'Cause nobody ever fuckin' listens.”
Ian Hart - John Lennon
Scot Williams - Pete Best