“I don't want to hear what you have to say, because believe me, you don't want to hear what I have to say.”
Harvey Forbes Fierstein - Arnold Beckoff

“- Prince John: And why should the people listen to you?
- Robin Hood: Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.”
Richard Lewis - Prince John
Cary Elwes - Robin Hood

“- Simon: I don't like to talk.
- Rachel: Perfect. I don't like to listen.”
Dermot Mulroney - Simon
Lindsay Lohan - Rachel

“- Lord Caversham: Do you always understand everything you say?
- Lord Arthur Goring: Yes... if I listen attentively.
- Lord Caversham: Conceited young puppy!”
John Wood - Lord Caversham
Rupert Everett - Lord Arthur Goring

“- Bernie Mermelstein: Don't you think you're kind of over reacting about a dumb letter? There's a lot of nut cases running around shootin' their mouths off.
- Mel Mermelstein: Yes. And sometimes people listen to them.”

Jason Presson - Bernie Mermelstein
Leonard Nimoy - Mel Mermelstein