“In other parts of the world young men leave home and travel far and wide in search of a promising future. Their journeys are often fueled by dreams of triumphing over evil, finding a great love, or the hopes of fortunes easily made.”
Sir Michael Caine - Dr. Wilbur Larch

“Did I miss 60B? Did I miss 60B? Did I miss 60B? Did I miss 60B?”
Orlando Bloom - Drew Baylor

“Now, I owe it to myself to tell you that if you're taking the whole tribe cross-country, the Wagon Queen Family Truckster... You think you hate it now, wait 'til you drive it.”
Eugene Levy - Car Salesman

“Hey, hey, easy kids. Everybody in the car. Boat leaves in two minutes... or perhaps you don't want to see the second largest ball of twine on the face of the earth, which is only four short hours away?”
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“Why aren't we flying? Because getting there is half the fun.”
Clark Griswold - Clark Griswold