“I had hoped to become a hero. But in St. Cloud's there was no such position. In the lonely, sordid world of lost children, there were no heroes to be found. And so I became the caretaker of many, father of none.”

Sir Michael Caine - Dr. Wilbur Larch

“The cost of doing nothing could be even higher. Our climate is fragile. At the rate we're burning fossil fuels and polluting the environment, the ice caps will soon disappear.”

Dennis Quaid - Jack Hall

“- Yves Massarde: This facility is a miracle of modern science. State of the art technology. Solar energy harness to destroy the world's contaminants. Not such a bad idea after all.
- Eva Rojas: It's a toxic waste dump.”
Lambert Wilson - Yves Massarde
Penelope Cruz - Eva Rojas

“- Ranger Bob: It's your responsibility as campers, and honourable men on this planet, to cut through the connections of these nooses waiting to happen before discarding them in a proper refuse container.
- Sam: What the fuck are you talkin' about?”

Stephen Tobolowsky - Ranger Bob
Adam Horovitz - Sam

- Alfred: He's a very committed environmentalist.
- Steve: Spike Jonze is a tree hugger? Jesus, I never would've had him down as that.
- Alfred: Well... I think he prefers the term "leaf people".
Alfred Molina - Himself
Steve Coogan - Himself