“I had hoped to become a hero. But in St. Cloud's there was no such position. In the lonely, sordid world of lost children, there were no heroes to be found. And so I became the caretaker of many, father of none.”

Sir Michael Caine - Dr. Wilbur Larch

“I'm gonna step outside and get some smog.”
Christopher Walken - Mike

“I really want to thank you all for helping me with my campus maintenance duties. I think it's a beautiful thing. But remember, plastic goes in the blue, paper in the green.”
Marlon Wayans - Darryl Witherspoon

“There's one theory that the environmental movement of our day was sparked by the rerelease of Bambi in the late 1950s.”
Robert Sean Leonard - Tom

“- David Levinson: Hey, you have any idea how long it takes for those cups to decompose?
- Julius Levinson: If you don't move soon, I'm gonna start to decompose.”
Jeff Goldblum - David Levinson
Judd Hirsch - Julius Levinson