“- Christina: Oh, Ice Cream!
- Peter: I had them remove all the calories for you.
- Christina: Oh, you're good!”

Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters
Thomas Jane - Peter Donahue

“If this is a dream, then there's a very strong chance that my dad's gonna come up to us naked and offer us some pecan pie. But don't take any. It is not pecan pie!”
Thomas Middleditch - Duncan

“My mama used to say that America's the big melting pot. You bring it to a boil and all the scum rises to the top.”
Billie Neal - Bobbie

- Nathaniel Williamson: I was very quick to judge you.
- Captain Bully Hayes: Aw, what do they say, son? Don't judge unle... no, let's see, judge not, judge not, judge ye not...
- Nathaniel Williamson: "Judge not lest ye be judged". Matthew 7, verse 1.
Michael O'Keefe - Nathaniel Williamson
Tommy Lee Jones - Captain Bully Hayes

“You know what Einstein said about World War III? He said he didn't know how they were gonna fight World War III, but he knew how they would fight World War IV: with sticks and stones.”
John Lithgow - Joe Huxley