“- Christina: Oh, Ice Cream!
- Peter: I had them remove all the calories for you.
- Christina: Oh, you're good!”

Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters
Thomas Jane - Peter Donahue

“If this is a dream, then there's a very strong chance that my dad's gonna come up to us naked and offer us some pecan pie. But don't take any. It is not pecan pie!”
Thomas Middleditch - Duncan

“- Wallace: Reach for the sky, O'Bannon, ha ha!
- Roy O'Bannon: That's my line. He stole my gang, he's stealing my lines. It's unbelievable!”
Walton Goggins - Wallace
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

“- Peaches: I'm having a dinner party Friday night, we're short one man.
- Oscar Madison: How about Abe here, he's a short man.
- Peaches: You can run Oscar, but you can't hide! See ya.
- Oscar Madison: Oh, that's such an original expression. I hate a woman who talks like Muhammed Ali.”
Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison

- Riker: Someone once said "Don't try to be a great man. Just be a man, and let history make its own judgements".
- Zefram Cochran: That's rhetorical nonsense. Who said that?
- Riker: You did, ten years from now.
Jonathan Frakes - William Riker
James Cromwell - Zefram Cochran