“- Alan Dershowitz: Well, a priest is the ideal witness: it's like getting the word of God.
- Claus von Bülow: I checked. God is unavailable.”
Ron Silver - Alan Dershowitz
Jeremy Irons - Claus von Bülow

“- Casey Alexander: Not only do you have no witnesses, but everyone thinks you saved the President.
- Atteron: Exactly.”
Keith Vitali - Casey Alexander
Luke Askew - Atteron

“Never witness nuthin'. You live longer.”

Peter Riegert - Aldo

“- Pastor Arthur Mitchell: Actually, your honor, we have a lot of witnesses here that are willing to testify to a lot of things... like embezzlement.
- Tianna: Misappropriation of funds.
- Sister Doris: Falsifying documents.
- Rickey: Not to mention, wearing an easter suit with a Halloween shirt and tie set!”
Chi McBride - Pastor Arthur Mitchell
Malinda Williams - Tianna
Loretta Devine - Sister Doris
Katt Williams - Rickey

“Brace yourselves, I think you're about to witness a murder.”
Denzel Washington - Doug Carlin