“My Dearest Prince, Forgive me. I have received word from my fiance in Romania. I am en route to join him. We are to be married. I will never see you again. Mina.”

Winona Ryder - Mina Murray

“I will write your letter, sir. And if it brings you your freedom, it will be more than a pleasure. It will have been my duty.”
Brad Pitt - Bass

“What is it with this envelope? People love it, they hate it, they gotta have it, they gotta get rid of it. It's like cigarettes or Democrats.”
Aasif Mandvi - Raj

“Thing is, man, the company I work for, it's called 'Security Courier', and the 'Security' part means that once people give us their shit, we don't just hand it out to random strangers on the street.”
Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Wilee

“Do you think I sleep with every guy who writes me a letter? No. I give them hand jobs.”
Lacey Chabert - Amanda Becker