“- Papa Hussein: This damn country has done us in. That's why I'm like this. We should be there. Home.
- Uncle Nasser: But that country's been sodomised by religion. It's beginning to interfere with the making of money. Compared with everywhere... it's a little heaven, here.”
Roshan Seth - Papa Hussein
Saeed Jaffrey - Uncle Nasser

“I'm their worst nightmare: a Catholic, with cash.”

Brian Cox - Sidney McLoughlin

“My father was fond of saying you need three things in life - a good doctor, a forgiving priest, and a clever accountant. The first two, I've never had much use for.”
Liam Neeson - Oskar Schindler

“You're sayin' the FBI's gonna pay me to learn to surf?”
Keanu Reeves - Johnny Utah

“- Happy Gilmore: I got into this tournament for one reason: money. And now I have a new reason: kicking your ass!
- Shooter McGavin: Well, I'd like to see you try.
- Happy Gilmore: [Picks up beer bottle and smashes it in half] Let's do it, then!
- Shooter McGavin: I meant on a golf course!”
Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore
Christopher McDonald - Shooter McGavin