“- Phoebe: Mom says you have to let me in or else it's prescription!
- Sean: That's 'discrimination' jerkoid! Prescription is drugs, which you're on if you think you're getting in here!”

Ashley Bank - Phoebe
Andre Gower - Sean

“- Jonathan Switcher: What time do you open?
- Claire Timkin: We are open.”

Estelle Getty - Claire Timkin
Andrew McCarthy - Jonathan Switcher

- Professor Edward Alcott: I'm sure if she were alive, Betty Friedan would applaud your little epiphany.
- Dora Diamond: Oh really? Well, if Kafka was still alive he'd say "Stop misinterpreting my novels, you pretentious bonehead!"
Greg Kinnear - Prof. Edward Alcott
Mena Suvari - Dora Diamond

“- Agent John Bannister: He was reaching for something. I was worried for my life. So I tried to hit you. I should have hit you the fuck harder.
- Man in Orange Suit: That's such bullshit.
- Agent John Bannister: Oh, so now you speak English?
- Man in Orange Suit: If you knew any Spanish, you'd know I was barely speaking it a minute ago.”
Forest Whitaker - Agent John Bannister
Billy Blair - Man in Orange Suit

“- Gru: Uh, question. What are these?
- Dr. Nefario: A dozen boogie robots. Boogie! Look at this! Watch me.
- Gru: Cookie robots! I said cookie robots! Ah, why... why are you so... old?”
Steve Carrell - Gru
Russell Brand - Dr. Nefario