“I'm having a kid. Your little boy's growing up, I got a girl pregnant, now I gotta go visit her. She lives in Reno, I don't know how I'm gonna get there. Probably have to take mom's car. But, we're gonna live together. We're gonna live in the trailer park. Her name's Shirley, she's real great.”
Shia LaBeouf - Kale

“You didn't get pregnant with your legs closed!”

Jill Parker-Jones - Lamaze Instructor

“No wonder you're a nervous wreck. You're not going crazy. You're just becoming a mother.”

Todd Allen - Jim Morar

“- Corny Collins: And now it's time to say goodbye to our very own fun-lovin', free-wheelin' little Brenda. Come on up here, Brenda. Brenda will be taking a leave of absence from the show. How long are you gonna be gone, Brenda?
- Brenda: Just nine months.”
James Marsden - Corny Collins
Cassie Silva - Brenda

“My wife and I wanted a child, but she couldn't get pregnant. Neither could I.”
George Carlin - Architect