“I'm having a kid. Your little boy's growing up, I got a girl pregnant, now I gotta go visit her. She lives in Reno, I don't know how I'm gonna get there. Probably have to take mom's car. But, we're gonna live together. We're gonna live in the trailer park. Her name's Shirley, she's real great.”
Shia LaBeouf - Kale

“- Brian Madison: Billy, could you step in here a moment? I have big news.
- Billy Madison: Eric is pregnant?”
Darren McGavin - Brian Madison
Adam Sandler - Billy Madison

“Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, ok, promise?”
Dwayne Hill - Coach Carr

“- Michelle Weinberger: What are you picking on us for any way? We are not the ones who got fat.
- Christy Masters: We're pregnant, you half-wit.
- Michelle Weinberger: Oh yeah? Well, I hope your babies look like monkeys!”
Lisa Kudrow - Michele Weinberger
Julia Campbell - Christy Masters

“Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle his sperm? I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child?”
Jason Lee - Brodie