“- Professor Johnston: Died 1382.
- Kate Ericson: Born 1971.”

Billy Connolly - Professor Johnston
Frances O'Connor - Kate Ericson

“You gotta do what your heart tells you to do. Let me tell you somethin' right now. You're only allowed three great women in your lifetime. They come along like the great fighters, every ten years.”
Chazz Palminteri - Sonny

“Every family has a kid who won't eat. My kid brother had not eaten voluntarily in over three years!”
Jean Shepherd - Ralphie as an Adult

“In two years I have been to nine different schools, eaten in nine cafeterias. I can't even remember anyone's name.”
Christina Ricci - Kathleen 'Kat' Harvey

“- Senator Jasper Irving: Through precise military action, we will take the essential first step.
- Janine Roth: First step? But what have we been doing for the past six years, Senator? World War II took less than five.”
Tom Cruise - Senator Jasper Irving
Meryl Streep - Janine Roth