“- Claire Porter: You're really not like a detective at all, Mr. Charles. You don't pound the table or shout or threaten.
- Nick Charles: I'm not really a detective. I just use that as an excuse to get out of the house at night.”
Stella Adler - Claire Porter
William Powell - Nick Charles

“- Harold: You sure have a way with people.
- Maude: Well, they're my species!”
Bud Cort - Harold
Ruth Gordon - Maude

“Bad alibi like dead fish - cannot stand test of time.”
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan

“- Maria Tura: You certainly don't want me to waste a lot of time giving you a long explanation.
- Joseph Tura: No, but I think a husband is entitled to an inkling.”

Carole Lombard - Maria Tura
Jack Benny - Joseph Tura

“In movies or television, the killer always explains the how or why. He always has some reason, however crazy, with a mad gleam in his eye. But I've interrogated murderers like this one before, and let me tell you, they are well beyond the need to justify what they do. They just do it.”
Nick Nolte - Inspector Cray