“- Claire Porter: You're really not like a detective at all, Mr. Charles. You don't pound the table or shout or threaten.
- Nick Charles: I'm not really a detective. I just use that as an excuse to get out of the house at night.”
Stella Adler - Claire Porter
William Powell - Nick Charles

“- Harold: You sure have a way with people.
- Maude: Well, they're my species!”
Bud Cort - Harold
Ruth Gordon - Maude

“Why do men feel they can justify death?”
Mel Gibson - Benjamin Martin

“- Eric Stratton: Ah, she broke our date.
- Donald Schoenstein: Washing her hair?
- Eric Stratton: Dead mother.”
Tim Matheson - Eric Stratton
Peter Riegert - Donald Schoenstein

“- Richard 'Dick' Brewer: Rumor has it you killed a man, Billy. You don't seem like the killing sort.
- Dirty Steve Stephens: Yeah, Billy. What'd you kill him for?
- William H. 'Billy the Kid' Bonney: He was hacking on me.”
Charlie Sheen - Richard 'Dick' Brewer
Dermot Mulroney - Dirty Steve Stephens
Emilio Estevez - William H. 'Billy the Kid' Bonney