“- Shen: The only reason you are still alive is that I find your stupidity mildly amusing.
- Po: Well thank you, but I find your evilness extremely annoying.”
Gary Leonard Oldman - Shen
Jack Black - Po

“- Teenage Girl: I'm not that easy to kill. When my host dies and I move as spirit, no man can resist me. What are you going to do? Arrest me? What'll you tell Stanton then? I'd love to hear that one.
- John Hobbes: It's me that you want. Why don't you just kill me.
- Teenage Girl: But I'm still having fun.”

Tara Carnes - Teenage Girl
Denzel Washington - John Hobbes

“- Dan Dreiberg: Adrian's a pacifist. He's a vegetarian, for chrissakes. He's never killed anyone in his life.
- Rorschach: Hitler was vegetarian.”
Patrick Wilson - Dan Dreiberg
Jackie Earle Haley - Rorschach

“At Poznan, a year and a half ago, SS Einsatzkommando executed men, women and children. Children, for God's sake! Ruthlessness? Courage?”
Jürgen Prochnow - Woermann

“- Johnny Smith: Would you kill him?
- Dr. Sam Weizak: All right. All right. I'll give you an answer. I'm a man of medicine. I'm expected to save lives and ease suffering. I love people. Therefore, I would have no choice but to kill the son of a bitch.”

Christopher Walken - Johnny Smith
Herbert Lom - Dr. Sam Weizak