“- Rosie: Listen. Listen, take your father here. What's his favorite food?
- Rosie, Mollie: Cheesecake.
- Rosie: What did Dr. Slocum tell him?
- Mollie: Cut back on cholesterol.
- Rosie: So, now he doesn't eat cheesecake. It's the same exact thing.”

Olympia Dukakis - Rosie
Kirstie Alley - Mollie

“Talking about love is like dancing about architecture.”
Angelina Jolie - Joan

“These violent delights have violent ends, and in there triumph die like fire and powder, which as they kiss, consume. The sweetest honey is loathsome in its own deliciousness. Therefore, love moderately.”

Pete Postlethwaite - Father Laurence

“There are many fish In the sea but you’re the only one I'd want to stuff and mount over my fireplace.”
Walter Matthau - Max Goldman

“She was like the water that freezes inside a rock and breaks it apart. It was no more her fault than it is the fault of the water when the rock shatters.”
Gordon Tootoosis - One Stab