“Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle his sperm? I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child?”
Jason Lee - Brodie
“- Corny Collins: And now it's time to say goodbye to our very own fun-lovin', free-wheelin' little Brenda. Come on up here, Brenda. Brenda will be taking a leave of absence from the show. How long are you gonna be gone, Brenda? - Brenda: Just nine months.”
James Marsden - Corny Collins
Cassie Silva - Brenda
“- Gertrude Steiney: You try getting ready quickly when you look like this! I'm so fat and there's gonna be nothing but beautiful skinny girls there! - Ollie Trinke: That's because they're all coked-out whores, honey. - Gertrude Steiney: I wanna be a coked-out whore!”
Jennifer Lopez - Gertrude Steiney
Ben Affleck - Ollie Trinke
