“- Dan Evans: Where's the 3:10 to Yuma?
- Train Clerk: Running late, I suppose.
- Ben Wade: Goddamn trains. Never can rely on 'em, huh?”
Christian Bale - Dan Evans
Jason Henning - Train Clerk
Russell Crowe - Ben Wade

“Cable cars are fun - everyone gets on board and becomes a rhesus monkey.”
Eddie Izzard - Himself

“- Woman on Bus: Excuse me, I'm lost, can you tell me if this bus goes to the end of the line?
- Whitley Strieber: Let me tell you, you folks are in for a big surprise, one very big surprise.”
Kate Stern - Woman on Bus
Christopher Walken - Whitley Strieber

“Funny thing about trains, they take people apart.”
Richard Harris - Martin Steckert

“- Statler: Well, Waldorf, they finally made it to Broadway.
- Waldorf: Yes, and I already bought tickets.
- Statler: Are they good seats?
- Waldorf: Sure are. They're on the next train out of town.”
Richard Hunt - Statler
Jim Henson - Waldorf