“- Rita's Father: Married six years and you're not pregnant yet? How old are you now, Susan? - Rita: I'm seventy-four, Dad. - Rita's Father: You are not! You're twenty-seven. What's wrong with you? Here's your sister, married six minutes, and she's already four months pregnant!”
Godfrey Quigley - Rita's Father
Julie Walters - Rita
“- Corny Collins: And now it's time to say goodbye to our very own fun-lovin', free-wheelin' little Brenda. Come on up here, Brenda. Brenda will be taking a leave of absence from the show. How long are you gonna be gone, Brenda? - Brenda: Just nine months.”
James Marsden - Corny Collins
Cassie Silva - Brenda
“- Gertrude Steiney: You try getting ready quickly when you look like this! I'm so fat and there's gonna be nothing but beautiful skinny girls there! - Ollie Trinke: That's because they're all coked-out whores, honey. - Gertrude Steiney: I wanna be a coked-out whore!”
Jennifer Lopez - Gertrude Steiney
Ben Affleck - Ollie Trinke
