“- Leonard Marliston: Cindy, come on, I think it's important in time like this, we offer each other some support.
- Cindy: I'd like to offer the killer's ass some support... in the fucking electric chair.”
Jay Mohr - Leonard Marliston
Kristen Miller - Cindy

“- Ivy Miller: You know it's funny I thought you had a girlfriend.
- Wyatt Trips: Me? No... well yeah, but I was just killing time.
- Ivy Miller: Killing time?
- Wyatt Trips: Yeah, killing time until I met you.
- Ivy Miller: Boy, never thought I'd fall for a line like that.”
Reese Witherspoon - Ivy Miller
Paul Rudd - Wyatt Trips

I walked over to her and I'm trying to relax her and calm her down and I said "I like your hair!" and she has this Southern accent and she says "My hair makes me closer to Jesus". I couldn't believe it! It looked like she had gone to an ice cream store to get her hair done!

Bonnie Hunt - Dr. Gail Holland

- Paul Morgan: I'm flattered, but I'm sorry, I'm not interested. You're not my type.
- Rachel Logan: I'm everyone's type! "I'm not your type"? A simple "I'm married" would have done you, scumbag. You are dead meat, pal.
Scott Bakula - Paul Morgan
Linda Hamilton - Rachel Logan

“- Jeremy Melton: Ummm, Paige, will you dance with me?
- Young Paige: I'd rather be boiled alive.”
Joel Palmer - Jeremy Melton
Chelcie Burgart - Young Paige