Betty Marion White movie quotes

“The real judges of your character aren't your neighbors, your relatives, or even the people you play bridge with. The folks who really know you are waiters, waitresses, and clerks.”
Betty Marion White

“I'm rooting for the crocodile. I hope he swallows your friends whole. You might want to arrest me for that too. Is that a crime? To wish the chewing of law enforcement?”
Betty Marion White - Mrs. Delores Bickerman

“We have to brush your hair differently. You look like a fag.”
Betty Marion White - Mrs. Kline

“Animals don't lie. Animals don't criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do. ”
Betty Marion White

“- Mrs. Bickerman: Murders and rapes in the city, people bomb planes, can the police stop 'em? No! But feed one little cow to a crocodile...
- Sheriff Hank Keough: You're gonna stay right here until the police show. You're under full house arrest.
- Mrs. Bickerman: Thank you, officer fuck-meat!”
Betty Marion White - Mrs. Delores Bickerman
Brendan Gleeson - Sheriff Hank Keough

“- Sheriff Hank Keough: Ma'am, your husband Bernie... you didn't by any chance lead him to the lake blindfolded?
- Mrs. Bickerman: If I had a dick, this is where I'd tell you to suck it!”
Brendan Gleeson - Sheriff Hank Keough
Betty Marion White - Mrs. Delores Bickerman

“- Jack Wells: Do you know how your husband died?
- Mrs. Bickerman: Oh yes! I killed him.
- Jack Wells: You killed him?
- Mrs. Bickerman: Oh yes!”
Bill Pullman - Jack Wells
Betty Marion White - Mrs. Delores Bickerman