“- Richard Rich Sr.: How do you put up with me, Regina?
- Regina Rich: Well, you do have $70 billion.
- Richard Rich Sr.: Is that the only reason?
- Regina Rich: No. You also have a cute butt.
- Richard Rich Sr.: Hey, Cadbury, did you hear that?
- Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury: Indeed, sir. Madam admires your butt. I'm most delighted for you.”
Edward Herrmann - Richard Rich
Christine Ebersole - Regina Rich
Jonathan Hyde - Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury

“- James Bond: You're one of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen.
- Tatiana: Thank you, but I think my mouth is too big.
- James Bond: No, it's the right size... for me, that is.”
Sir Sean Connery - James Bond
Daniela Bianchi - Tatiana Romanova

“- Blackbeard: Well, well, well. The princess, I presume.
- Hook: Oh, well, actually I'm just a miner. But I appreciate the compliment.”
Hugh Jackman - Blackbeard
Garrett Hedlund - Hook

“- Himmel Shank: Don't flatter me.
- Pestario 'Pest' Vargas: Ok, your feet stink, your nose is point and your mother dresses you funny!”
Edoardo Ballerini - Himmel Shank
John Leguizamo - Pestario 'Pest' Vargas

“- Ry: You look beautiful today.
- Glauren: You look like shit.”
Ryan Dunn - Ry
Jennifer Rivell - Glauren