“- Sam Sparks: When I was a girl, I had glasses, I wore my hair in a ponytail, and I was totally obsessed with weather. Other girls wanted a Barbie, I wanted a Doppler Radar Turbo 2000. All the other kids made fun of me. They kept teasing me with this lame song. I mean, it wasn't even clever.
- Kids: Four Eyes! Four Eyes! You need glasses to see!”
Anna Faris - Sam Sparks

“- Jensen: Where are you from? Originally?
- Aisha: The wilds of Northern Africa.
- Jensen: Do you have any hobbies?
- Aisha: When I was little, I collected human ears.”
Chris Evans - Jensen
Zoe Saldana - Aisha

“When I was a little girl, my mama used to lock me in the attic when I was bad, which was pretty often. And I would... I would pretend I was a princess... trapped in a tower by a wicked queen.”
Julia Roberts - Vivian Ward

“Seems like the government's got more interest in a dead man than a live one.”
Henry Fonda - Tom Joad

“- Kitty: She's very unhappy, Madame. Her fiancé was called to the front.
- Madame Olga Kirowa: I'm not interested in troop movements.
- Kitty: She was to be married in the morning.
- Madame Olga Kirowa: Nor in social events.”

Virginia Field - Kitty
Maria Ouspenskaya - Madame Olga Kirowa