“- Mirror Man: That ain't donut jelly, so don't eat it.
[he applies the false fingerprint]
- Mirror Man: Your new fingerprints. Elvis is back.
- Donny Astricky: Damn...
- Mirror Man: Boy got skills, right?
- Donny Astricky: Yeah, you do. You're like a little ghetto Smurf.”

T.J. Cross - Mirror Man
Chi McBride - Donny Astricky

“- Gabriel Caine: Do you know the difference between a hustler and a good con-man?
- Fitz: No.
- Gabriel Caine: A hustler has to get out of town as quick as he can, but a good con-man doesn't have to leave until he wants to.”
James Woods - Gabriel Caine
Oliver Platt - Fitz

“- Anton Freeman: You've committed fraud. Listen, you're in a lot of trouble, Vincent. I can get you out of here...
- Vincent: Do you have any idea what it took to get in here?”

Loren Dean - Anton Freeman
Ethan Hawke - Vincent Freeman

“- Ezal: Aw, I'm suing y'all. Oh, I'm hurt. Oh, my neck, my back, my neck and my back. Oh! I want $150,000, but we can settle out of court right now for twenty bucks.
- Janitor: Man, get your punk ass up. It ain't even wet over here. Damn.”

Anthony Johnson - Ezal

“Rooster, you're the only con I know who can con a cop.”

Kathy Bates - Miss Agatha Hannigan