“- Mirror Man: That ain't donut jelly, so don't eat it.
[he applies the false fingerprint]
- Mirror Man: Your new fingerprints. Elvis is back.
- Donny Astricky: Damn...
- Mirror Man: Boy got skills, right?
- Donny Astricky: Yeah, you do. You're like a little ghetto Smurf.”

T.J. Cross - Mirror Man
Chi McBride - Donny Astricky

“- Gabriel Caine: Do you know the difference between a hustler and a good con-man?
- Fitz: No.
- Gabriel Caine: A hustler has to get out of town as quick as he can, but a good con-man doesn't have to leave until he wants to.”
James Woods - Gabriel Caine
Oliver Platt - Fitz

“They freak you at the drive-thru, okay? They freak you at the drive-thru! They know you're gonna be miles away before you find out you got freaked! They know you're not gonna turn around and go back, they don't care. So who gets freaked? Old Leo Getz! Okay, sure! I don't give a freak! I'm not eating this tuna, okay?”
Joe Pesci - Leo Getz

“- Anton Freeman: You've committed fraud. Listen, you're in a lot of trouble, Vincent. I can get you out of here...
- Vincent: Do you have any idea what it took to get in here?”

Loren Dean - Anton Freeman
Ethan Hawke - Vincent Freeman

“- Ezal: Aw, I'm suing y'all. Oh, I'm hurt. Oh, my neck, my back, my neck and my back. Oh! I want $150,000, but we can settle out of court right now for twenty bucks.
- Janitor: Man, get your punk ass up. It ain't even wet over here. Damn.”

Anthony Johnson - Ezal