- Evelyn Ames: You look like someone who can take care of herself. Buy some condoms. Don't feel bad. He probably really likes you. If you can just... enjoy yourself with him like he's enjoying himself with you. That's what I do. I'm in it for the "endolphin" rush.
- Suzanne Vale: Endorphin.
- Evelyn Ames: Whatever.

Annette Bening - Evelyn Ames
Meryl Streep - Suzanne Vale

“- Marcel: I'm sorry, I thought you were alone.
- Lou Peckinpaugh: I tried it that way. It's not as much fun alone.”

James Coco - Marcel
Peter Falk - Lou Peckinpaugh

“- Carrie: That was great! I want to jump something else! I want to jump a car, or a house, I wanna jump something!
- Bandit: Then jump me!”

Sally Field - Carrie
Burt Reynolds - Bandit

“It's a male myth about feminists that we hate sex. It can be a natural, zesty enterprise. But unfortunately there are some people - it is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women - who engage in it compulsively and without joy. Yes, Mr. Lebowski, these unfortunate souls cannot love in the true sense of the word.”
Julianne Moore - Maude Lebowski

“- Rebecca Taylor: I don't think we should make love until we talk to the doctor.
- Samuel Faulkner: Please?
- Rebecca Taylor: We don't know what could happen, hon. But you know what? I bet if we wait a while, we can feel the baby move again.
- Samuel Faulkner: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That would be just as much fun.”

Julianne Moore - Rebecca Taylor
Hugh Grant - Samuel Faulkner