“- Miles Logan: Damn. What happened? Did you eat the whole time I was in there? Wait a minute, that's alright. I can adjust, it's the love that counts. I can adjust to a plus size woman, just more cushion for the pushing.
- Shawna: Janiece! Your sad-ass sack of bones is here!
- Miles Logan: I apologize, you're her cousin. Can I buy you some cereal?”

Martin Lawrence - Miles Logan
Octavia Spencer - Shawna

“I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger.”
John C. Reilly - Cal Naughton Jr.

“- Eve Moneypenny: They say that Mexico was a step too far, that you're finished.
- James Bond: And what do you think?
- Eve Moneypenny: I think you're just getting started.”
Naomie Harris - Moneypenny
Daniel Craig - James Bond

“It's about distraction. It's about focus. The brain is slow and it can't multitask. Tap him here, take from there.”
Will Smith - Nicky

“- Jess: Why did you come up here if you were on to us?
- Nicky: Professional curiosity, and I like boobs, so I considered it was a win win.”
Margot Robbie - Jess
Will Smith - Nicky