“- Captain Hook: Peter! Where are you going? Come back here and fight me! Or I'll find you wherever you are, you hear me? Bad form, Peter, come back!
- Maggie Banning: You need a mother very, very badly!”

Dustin Hoffman - Captain Hook
Amber Scott - Maggie Banning

“He couldn't wait to save the world! Me, I was happy not to go overseas!”

Jim Carrey - Peter Appleton

“- Evil-Lyn: It would be a pity to waste their talents.
- Skeletor: Save your pity for yourself if you fail. Take them and whatever troops and resources you need.
- Evil-Lyn: I was not suggesting that I go.
- Skeletor: Then you should not have spoken. Leave immediately.”

Meg Foster - Evil-Lyn
Frank Langella - Skeletor

“- Jeff: I don't believe this! My wife did not leave me!
- Sheriff Boyd: Mr Taylor, I've seen it a hundred times. You put two people in a car long enough, they're gonna go at it. Lovers, married couples, gay guys - hell, I've seen men dump their women on the side of the road and vice versa.”
Kurt Russell - Jeff Taylor
Rex Linn - Sheriff Boyd

“- Ray Castro: Why are hurricanes named after women?
- Montel Gordon: I don't know.
- Ray Castro: Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and your car.”
Luis Guzmán - Ray Castro
Don Cheadle - Montel Gordon