“Before you ladies get pregnant and you gentlemen murder one another you'll learn the joy of reading. This way, you have something to do in your ninth month or in your jail cell.”
Francesca P. Roberts - Miss Higgins
“- Corny Collins: And now it's time to say goodbye to our very own fun-lovin', free-wheelin' little Brenda. Come on up here, Brenda. Brenda will be taking a leave of absence from the show. How long are you gonna be gone, Brenda? - Brenda: Just nine months.”
James Marsden - Corny Collins
Cassie Silva - Brenda
“- Gertrude Steiney: You try getting ready quickly when you look like this! I'm so fat and there's gonna be nothing but beautiful skinny girls there! - Ollie Trinke: That's because they're all coked-out whores, honey. - Gertrude Steiney: I wanna be a coked-out whore!”
Jennifer Lopez - Gertrude Steiney
Ben Affleck - Ollie Trinke
