“- Joan Winfield: Don't you get lonesome being here all alone?
- Pop Tolliver: No, I like people. Not seeing many of them keeps me liking them.”
Bette Davis - Joan Winfield
Harry Davenport - Pop Tolliver

“Scotty, you're boring. I liked you for a while, but now I can't stand looking at you. Even your voice makes me sick.”

Haylie Johnson - Nikki Trainor

“- Maya Dolittle: Sometimes I don't think he likes me very much.
- Archer Dolittle: Honey, he loves you.
- Maya Dolittle: I know he loves me, but I don't think he likes me and I want him to. I'm gonna try to do things his way, grandpa, and stop doing these stupid experiments.”
Kyla Pratt - Maya Dolittle
Ossie Davis - Archer Dolittle

“I don't know what they want from you half the time. What they start off liking you for, they end up hating you for. Don't like you if you're strong. Don't like you if you're weak. Hate you if you're clever, hate you if you're stupid. They don't know what they want.”
Katrin Cartlidge - Sophie

“- Julie Ubriacco: Look, they like each other.
- Daphne: Mongrel.
- Rocks: Bitch.”

Tabitha Lupien - Julie Ubriacco
Diane Keaton - Daphne
Danny DeVito - Rocks