- Maureen: Erik got injured today. And do you know the first thing I thought when I saw him go down?
- Jim: What?
- Maureen Cummings: "I wish that was me". So that made me think, you know, 'cause that's not a normal reaction. How much of what you liked about me was because I was a ballet dancer, and how much because I was me?
Susan May Pratt - Maureen
Eion Bailey - Jim

- Woman at Car: Did you like the opera, dear?
- Vivian Ward: It was so good, I almost peed my pants!
- Edward Lewis: She said she liked it better than "Pirates of Penzance".
Tracy Reiner - Woman at Car
Julia Roberts - Vivian Ward
Richard Tiffany Gere - Edward Lewis

“- Mitch: I don't like you!
- Patch Adams: Why don't you like me? You're a prick and I like you.”
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Mitch
Robin Williams - Patch Adams

“- Cortez: You know O'Neil, I like you better when you drink.
- Jordan O'Neill: You know Cortez, I like you better when I drink.”
Demi Moore - Cortez
Demi Moore - Jordan O'Neill

“I don't care anymore about looking perfect, it's so overrated! I don't need a nose job or blond hair, cos my sex-god boyfriend likes me just the way I am!”
Georgia Groome - Georgia Nicolson