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“Machete” Quotes 15 quotes
“- Sartana: I started working on the night shift taking out the trash. But I worked my way up. As translator, assistant... now I'm Special Agent in charge of investigations.
- Machete: Sounds like they still got you taking out the trash.”
“- Padre: [offers Machete a cigar] Cuban?
- Machete: Mexican.”
“- Machete: Get dressed.
- Chica: It's too hot for clothes.”
“There's nothing I'd like more than to see that Mexican dance the Bolero at the end of a rope.”
“I am a woman of the law. And there are lots of laws. But if they don't offer us justice, then they aren't laws! They are just lines drawn in the sand by men who would stand on your back for power and glory.”
- Booth: Machete sent me a text.
- Osiris Amanpour: What did it say?
- Booth: "You just fucked with the wrong Mexican".
“- April: Do you even know how many hits I get on my website?
- Booth: You have a website? She has a website? Did you know about this?
- April: I know all about what the online public wants. And they want me. All of me.
- Booth: That does it. I'm sending you to a convent.”
“- Federale Officer: You're the boss.
- Machete: No. [pulls out a machete] This is the boss.”
“There's the law and there's what's right. I'm gonna do what's right.”
“Welcome to America.”
“- Booth: Tell me, where are my wife and daughter?
- Machete: With God.
- Booth: Well, I guess I won't be seeing them.”
“- Von: Habla inglés?
- Luz: Depends on the question.”