“Hail, Caesar!” quotes

Plot – Eddie Mannix works as "fixer" in the Hollywood of the '50s. His job is never boring and this time Mannix has to prevent the arrest of one of the stars of his company: he needs his movie - inspired to the Bible - to be blessed by the religious authorities. He also has to convince the disgruntled director Laurence Laurentz to not get rid of Hobie Doyle, a western star. Furthermore, Mannix has to deal with DeeAnna Moran's personal problems and to find a reason to Burt Gurney's weird behaviors. However, the most difficult problem to solve is the disappearance of Baird Whitlock, one of the most popular actors of Hollywood. He's been kidnapped in the middle of the shootings of 'Hail, Caesar!' and the ransom is 100,000 dollars.
All actors – Josh Brolin, George Clooney, Alden Ehrenreich, Ralph Fiennes, Scarlett Johansson, Tilda Swinton, Channing Tatum, Frances McDormand, Jonah Hill, Veronica Osorio, Heather Goldenhersh, Alison Pill, Max Baker, Fisher Stevens, Patrick Fischler, Tom Musgrave, David Krumholtz, Greg Baldwin, Patrick Carroll, Fred Melamed, John Bluthal, Alex Karpovsky, Aramazd Stepanian, Allan Havey, Robert Pike Daniel, Robert Picardo, Ian Blackman, Geoffrey Cantor, Christopher Lambert, Robert Trebor, Michael Yama, Ming Zhao, Helen Siff, Basil Hoffman, Luke Spencer Roberts, Ralph P. Martin, James Austin Johnson, Noah Baron, Timm Perry, Noel Conlon, Natasha Bassett, Richard Abraham, Jon Daly, Dennis Cockrum, Clancy Brown, Mather Zickel, Tiffany Lonsdale, Clement von Franckenstein, Wayne Knight, Jeff Lewis, Kyle Bornheimer, Josh Cooke, Peter Jason, Stephen Ellis, Jillian Armenante, Jacob Witkin, Jack Huston, Agyness Deyn, Emily Beecham, Benjamin Beatty, J.R. Horne, Caitlin Muelder, E.E. Bell, Kate Morgan Chadwick, Brian Jones, Peter Banifaz, Clifton Samuels, K.C. Reischerl, Jeremy Davis, Marcos Mateo Ochoa, Colin Bradbury, Ryan Breslin, Tyler Hanes, Casey Garvin, Luke Hawkins, Evan Kasprzak, Patrick Lavallee, Adam Perry, Ryan Vandenboom, Alex Demkin, Dax Hock, Shesha Marvin, Mark Stuart, Forrest Walsh, Michael Gambon, , Wesley Alfvin, Cate Allen, David M. Austin, Ethan Averton, Pedro Barquin, Josiah Black, Bill Blair, Nuno Branco, John Paul Brandt, Joshua Bray, Dustin Brayley, Brian Brown, Greg Brown, Stephen Brown, William Paul Brown, G. Larry Butler, Will C., James Jeffery Caldwell, Craig Calman, Victor Canache, Diana Care, David Castro, Julia Cavanaugh, Owen Conway, Cole Cook, David Cox, Andre Be Cuellar, Callen David, Michael DeBartolo, Gretchen Dickason, Alon Dina, David Dixon, David Donah, Michael Edelstein, Alan Ehrlich, Dean England, Anthony L. Fernandez, Cathy Fielding, Kerrington Fier, Sam Fleming, Jessee Foudray, Jayk Gallagher, Sean Galuszka, Christopher Gattelli, Ryan George, Zach Gibson, David M. Goldman, Robert Goldman, Steven Alan Green, James Gregory, Caitlin Hall, Josh Harp, Rod Harrel, Chris Harrison, Jeffrey M. Hartman, Kevin Hawley, Eric H. Heisner, Ben Hicks, Rich Hill, Niklas Houmann, Teniel Humeston, Phillip Hunter, Ryan Izay, Benjamin James, Matthew William Jones, Richard Allan Jones, Meggan Kaiser, Tomoko Karina, Sergio Kato, Derek Kelly, David Dustin Kenyon, Rebecca Kessler, Slim Khezri, Julia Kuzina, Aimee La Joie, Todd Carlton Lanker, Ian Lasky, Travis Leland, Erik Leupp, Jeffrey S. Levine, John Lobato, Howard Lockie, Michael Lovern, John Luder, Dolph Lundgren, Laura Lyman, Sandy Mansson, Mitchell McCollum, Megan McIver, Carl Bird McLaughlin, Lauren Mendoza, Weston Mueller, Michael Belmont Murray, William Myers, Bulat Nasibullin, Brett Newton, Rhoads Osbourne, Tommy Otis, Johnny Otto, Vasilios Papadamakis, Mark Parrish, Brian Nicholas Perez, Hayley Podschun, Harlan Post, John Potter, Bekka Prewitt, Ardeshir Radpour, Karen Ragan-George, Christian Ramirez, Lawrence Ravettina, Joshua Rodriguez, Madison Rose, Mark Rossignol, Brett Ryback, Sylvia Sakellaridis, James Schneider, Jason Shoemaker, Sky Cameron Siegel, Rick Silver, Aníbal Silveyra, Mickael De Sinno, Matthew Skomo, Terry F. Smith, Stewart Strauss, Trevor Strenn, Bogdan Szumilas, Diane Taren, Adele Heather Taylor, Sam Towers, Bianca Von Krieg, Paul Walling, Brandon Wardell, Marshall Watson, Mike Watson, Seth Wayne, Jim Westcott, Boriana Williams, Richard Williams, Karen E. Wright
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  • “It's all in the hips, the lips, and the eyes and the thighs.”
    Veronica Osorio - Carlotta Valdez
    [Tag:beauty, body, women]
  • “- Eddie Mannix: Bless me, father, for I have sinned.
    - Priest: How long since your last confession, son?
    - Eddie Mannix: 27 hours.
    - Priest: It's really too often. You're not that bad.”

    Josh Brolin - Eddie Mannix
    Robert Pike Daniel - Catholic Clergyman
  • “- Eddie Mannix: Baird Whitlock has been kidnapped.
    - Hobie Doyle: This is bad. Bad for movie stars everywhere.”

    Josh Brolin - Eddie Mannix
    Alden Ehrenreich - Hobie Doyle
    [Tag:cinema, stars, trouble]
  • “We have your movie star. Gather one hundred thousand dollars and await instructions. Who are we? The Future.”

    Josh Brolin - Eddie Mannix
  • - Eastern Orthodox Clergyman: God is "Who Is".
    - Rabbi: This is special? Who isn't who is?

    Aramazd Stepanian - Eastern Orthodox Clergyman
    Robert Picardo - Rabbi
  • “- Catholic Clergyman: Christ is more properly referred to as the son of God.
    - Eddie Mannix: Not sure I follow, Padre.
    - Rabbi: Young man, you don't follow for a very simple reason; these men are screwballs. God has children? What, and a dog? A collie, maybe? God doesn't have children. He's a bachelor. And very angry.
    - Protestant Clergyman: He...” (continue)
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    Robert Pike Daniel - Catholic Clergyman
    Josh Brolin - Eddie Mannix
    Robert Picardo - Rabbi
    Allan Havey - Protestan Clergyman
  • Here at Capitol Pictures, as you know, millions of people look to us for information, and uplift, and, yes, entertainment. And we’re gonna give it to ’em.”
    Josh Brolin - Eddie Mannix
  • - Laurence Lorenz: No, no, you seem to be lingering. It’s interminable the “were”, I’m wondering when it’ll end and we shouldn’t be wondering, should we? We should be marching right along to “so simple”. Would that it were so simple, trippingly.
    - Hobie: Would that t’were so simpletrippingly.
    - Laurence Lorenz: No, don’t say the word “trippingly... (continue)
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    Ralph Fiennes - Laurence Lorenz
    Alden Ehrenreich - Hobie Doyle
    [Tag:acting, actors, advice]
  • “Mr. Mannix, I know it sounds screwy but someone's calling from The Future.”

    Luke Spencer Roberts - Peanut
    [Tag:future, telephone]
  • Here at Capitol Pictures, as you know, an army of technicians, actors, and top notch artistic people are working hard to bring to the screen the story of the Christ. It's a swell story.”
    Josh Brolin - Eddie Mannix
  • “- Protestant Clergyman: Who plays Christ?
    - Eddie Mannix: A kid we're all very excited about, Todd Hocheiser, a wonderful young actor we found in Akron, Ohio, after a nationwide talent hunt. But Hocheiser is seen only fleetingly and with extreme taste. Our story is told through the eyes of a Roman tribune, Autochlus Antonius, an ordinary man,...” (continue)
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    Allan Havey - Protestant Clergyman
    Josh Brolin - Eddie Mannix
    [Tag:actors, christ]