“- Colonel William Sharp: Get off... the nuclear... warhead.
- Rockhound: I was doing that guy from that movie, you know, Slim Pickens, where he rides it all the way in, the nuclear warhead.
- Colonel William Sharp: Now.
- Rockhound: Oh, you didn't see that one, huh?”

William Fichtner - Colonel Willie Sharp
Steve Buscemi - Rockhound

“You know what your problem is? You are so goddamn bored, you have to invent things to bitch about! You don't have a single thing to do on this Earth except for your hair! The closet was fine, you just needed something to fill up your useless, nail-polishing, toe-polishing, rich bitch, sun-tanning days!”

Kurt Russell - Dean Proffitt

“- Wyatt Earp: Go ahead, skin it! Skin that smokewagon and see what happens...
- Johnny Tyler: M-mister, I'm gettin' tired of your...
- Wyatt Earp: [slaps Tyler across the face, unafraid] I'm gettin' tired of all your gas, now jerk that pistol and go to work!
- Wyatt Earp: [slaps him harder, now completely steely-eyed] I said throw down, boy!”

Kurt Russell - Wyatt Earp
Billy Bob Thornton - Johnny Tyler

“- President Garcia-Thompson: You passed out cigarettes for a smoke-a-thon on Earth Day. You installed speed bumps on the handicapped ramps and, most recently, you dumped 100 pounds of... meat on a peaceful vegan protest!
- James 'Droz' Andrews: Oh, come on! That was way more than 100 pounds.”
Jessica Walter - President Garcia-Thompson
Jeremy Piven - James 'Droz' Andrews

“She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.”
Jeff Daniels - Harry Dunne