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“Fanboys” Quotes 21 quotes
“I can hear his beard!”
“- Head of Security: Mr. Lucas is touched and mildly flattered by what have done here. And I have been informed that I feel the same way. So the charges are gonna be dropped. That is, of course, if you are what you appear to be.
- Windows: Uh, what do we appear to be?
- Head of Security: Fanboys. Something we can easily determine with a simple quiz.”
“- Linus: How did you score all of this?
- William Shatner: Are you kidding? I'm William Shatner; I can score anything.”
- Windows: So, we're all hunky-dory? We're all copacetic?
- Roach: Well, if the word "copacetic" means I'm gonna rip off your tongue and lick your ass with it, then yeah, we're copacetic.
“Listen to me, perv. If you even e-mail my niece again, I will hunt you down like a T-1000.”
“You might wanna hit the showers. 'Cause you smell like something shit in my nose.”
“- Admiral Seasholtz: Darth Vader has asthma, so name me one Star Trek character with a respiratory disease, 'cause I'm drawing a blank.
- Linus: Name me one Star Wars character who's gay.
- Admiral Seasholtz: Well, no one's gay in Star Trek, so why would I even do that?
- Linus: Captain Picard.
- Admiral Seasholtz: Okay. Captain Picard is not...” (continue)(continue reading)
“- Windows: What's your new game plan?
- Eric: Let's get in the van and get the hell outta here!”
“- Windows: I met her in a Jedi chatroom. The woman is perfect. She's intelligent and acerbic, and a die-hard fan. She's even got connections inside the Lucas camp. You guys are all just jealous because she describes herself as a cross between Sarah Michelle Gellar and Janeane Garafolo.
- Hutch: Tell 'em how you described yourself.
- Windows: I...” (continue)(continue reading)
“- Eric: Linus. Hey, stop walking. Linus! Hold up, man! Stop. What the hell, man? I did nothing to you.
- Linus: Exactly. You did nothing. Absolutely nothing. Eric Bottler graduates high school and never looks back. You bailed on our plan, Bottler!”
“- Eric: Hey guys.
- Windows: What?
- Eric: What if the movie sucks?”
“You are only as strong as your weakest link...”
“Asshole. You have been trying that Jedi mind shit on me since the eighth grade. It doesn't work.”
“- Crystal: We're not hookers, we're escorts!
- Windows: The difference being...?
- Crystal: I don't know.”
“- Windows: What's your game plan?
- Eric: We storm the ranch or we die trying.”
What's the Klingon for "I'm going to die a virgin"?