“You can go slow. Allow your dreams and goals to change, but live an intentional life.”
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“Nobody really knows what they're doing. Some are just better at pretending like they do.”
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“Being a fish out of water is tough, but that's how you evolve.”
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“- Stu: He's the second worst guy I've ever met.
- Vic: Who's the first?
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“- Nicole: So, how do you know my dad?
- Stu: He kidnapped me. We killed some people.
- Nicole: Huh.”
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“Wow... what other racist stereotypes can you do?”
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“- Agent H: You've never been in love, have you? I'm not making fun. I'm genuinely asking. You've never once abandoned logic for passion?
- Agent M: Heh. No, I haven't. Passion is unstable, and logic is constant. Yeah. Physical attraction is nothing more than chemical reactions in your brain. Can't trust them. They're not real.
- Agent H: Isn't...” (continue) (continue reading)
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“- Kumail: What's my stance on 9/11? Oh um, anti. It was a tragedy, I mean we lost 19 of our best guys.
- Beth: Huh?
- Kumail: That was a joke, obviously. 9/11 was a terrible tragedy. And it's not funny to joke about it.”
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- Kumail: Okay, that's a common misconception. Yelling anything at a comedian is considered heckling. Heckling doesn't have to be negative.
- Emily: So, if I... if I yelled out like... "You're amazing in bed", that'd be a heckle?
- Kumail: Yeah. It would be an accurate heckle.
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“- Emily: I feel good about the surgery.
- Kumail: Yeah. Me, too. These doctors know what they're doing.
- Emily: No, they don't. They're just winging it like everybody else.”
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“- Emily: Were you available for rides while we were fucking?
- Kumail: Yeah, but I only looked a couple of times.”
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