“The Lego Batman Movie” quotes

(2017)
Movie The Lego Batman Movie
Title The Lego Batman Movie
Year 2017
Director Chris McKay
Genre Comedy, Family, Animation, Action
Plot – You can always trust Batman to watch over criminals. To save Gotham City once again, Batman is forced to collaborate with the new police commissioner and a young orphan. In doing so, he will learn how to work in a team and make new friends.
All actors – Will Arnett, Michael Cera, Rosario Dawson, Ralph Fiennes, Siri, Zach Galifianakis, Jenny Slate, Jason Mantzoukas, Conan O'Brien, Doug Benson, Billy Dee Williams, Zoë Kravitz, Kate Micucci, Riki Lindhome, Eddie Izzard, Seth Green, Jemaine Clement, Ellie Kemper, Channing Tatum, Jonah Hill, Adam Devine, Hector Elizondo, Mariah Carey, Lauren White, David Burrows, Laura Kightlinger, Brent Musburger, Ralph Garman, Chris Hardwick, Todd Hansen, Chris McKay, Abel Arnett, Archie Arnett, Charlie Bean, Marco Campagno, Garret Elkins, Ryan Halprin, Alison Ingram, Holly Isaacson, Kelly Lafferty, Doug Nicholas, Samantha Nisenboim, Chris Paluszek, Wendell Stephens, Vanara Taing, Matt Town, Bram Tulloch, John Venzon, Matt Villa, Mark Jonathan Davis, Evan Kishiyama
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  • "If you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and make a change. Hooo." No. I said that. Batman is very wise. I also have huge pecs and a nine-pack. Yeah, I've got an extra ab. Now, let's start the movie.
    Will Arnett - Batman
    [Tag:movie, quotations]
  • “If you call me Batgirl, can I call you Batboy?”

    Rosario Dawson - Batgirl
    [Tag:nickname]
  • “I'm a night-stalking, crime-fighting vigilante, and a heavy metal rapping machine. I don't feel anything emotionally, except for rage. 24/7, 365, at a million percent.”
    Will Arnett - Batman
    [Tag:feeling, rage]
  • “- Batman: Lesson number three. When going stealth, you gotta hide every part of you, physically and emotionally. Got it?
    - Robin: Yeah!”

    Will Arnett - Batman
    Michael Cera - Robin
    [Tag:rules, strategy]
  • “- Batman: Batman's life lesson number two. Vigilantes don't have bedtimes.
    - Robin: Yes! So, what's the vigilante policy on cookies?
    - Batman: Unlimited!”

    Will Arnett - Batman
    Michael Cera - Robin
    [Tag:rules, sleeping]
  • “He's evil, he's magic, and it's about to get tragic. It's Voldemort!”
    Zach Galifianakis - Joker
    [Tag:villain]
  • “He's a 9,000-year-old incarnation of evil, with an eye for jewelry. Give it up for Sauron!”
    Zach Galifianakis - Joker
    [Tag:villain]
  • “He likes long, violent walks on historic builds. It's King Kong!”
    Zach Galifianakis - Joker
    [Tag:villain]
  • - Batman: You think you're my greatest enemy?
    - The Joker: Who else drives you to one-up them the way I do?
    - Batman: Superman.
    - The Joker: Superman's not a bad guy!
    - Batman: I like to fight around.
    - The Joker: You're seriously saying that there's nothing special about us?
    - Batman: There is no "us". Never will be.

    Will Arnett - Batman
    Zach Galifianakis - Joker
  • “Hold on a sec. Are you trying to tell me that Bruce Wayne is Batman... 's roommate?”
    Zach Galifianakis - Joker
    [Tag:friends]
  • “Hey mom, hey dad, I um, I saved the city again today, I think you would have been really proud.”
    Will Arnett - Batman
    [Tag:heroes, pride, rescue]
  • “- The Joker: ...Mr. Freeze, Penguin, Crazy Quilt, Eraser, Polka-Dot Man, Mime, Tarantula, King Tut, Orca, Killer Moth, March Harriet, Zodiac Master, Gentlemen Ghost, Clock King, Calendar Man, Kite Man, Catman, Zebra-Man, and the Condiment King!
    - Pilot Bill: Okay, are you making some of those up?
    - The Joker: Nope, they're all real. Probably...” (continue)
    (continue reading)
    Zach Galifianakis - Joker
    Chris McKay - Pilot Bill
    [Tag:villain]
  • “- Robin: Woo-hoo! A month ago, I had no dads. Then I had one dad. Now I have two dads, and one of them is Batman!
    - Batman: Yeah!
    - Robin: [singing] It's raining dads...”

    Michael Cera - Robin
    Will Arnett - Batman
    [Tag:father]
  • “- Alfred Pennyworth: Were you looking at the old family pictures again?
    - Batman: At the what? The old family... Oh, yes! I see what you mean. Look at that! The old gang. Yeah. No, I wasn't.
    - Alfred Pennyworth: I see. Sir, if you don't mind my saying, I'm a little concerned. I've seen you go through similar phases in 2016 and 2012 and 2008 and...” (continue)
    (continue reading)
    Ralph Fiennes - Alfred Pennyworth
    Will Arnett - Batman
  • “- Barbara Gordon: Batman's been on the job for a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very long time.
    - Bruce Wayne: He has aged phenomenally.”

    Rosario Dawson - Barbara Gordon
    Will Arnett - Bruce Wayne
    [Tag:aging, heroes]
  • “- Batgirl: Why did you build this thing with only one seat?
    - Batman: Because last I checked I only had one butt.”

    Rosario Dawson - Batgirl
    Will Arnett - Batman
    [Tag:cars]
  • “What am I gonna do? Get a bunch of criminals together to fight the criminals? That's a stupid idea.”
    Will Arnett - Batman
  • “- Robin: Hey, I was thinking. If I'm gonna be a superhero, and go on awesome superhero missions like this one, can we use code names? Mine can be Robin.
    - Batman: I'm sorry, say that again?
    - Robin: Robin.
    - Batman: As in the small, Midwestern frail bird?”

    Michael Cera - Robin
    Will Arnett - Batman
    [Tag:nickname]
  • “- Batman: We are gonna steal the Phantom Zone projector from Superman.
    - Robin: Steal?
    - Batman: Yeah. We have to right a wrong. And sometimes, in order to right a wrong, you have to do a wrong-right. Gandhi said that.
    - Robin: Are we sure Gandhi said that?
    - Batman: I'm paraphrasing.”

    Will Arnett - Batman
    Michael Cera - Robin
    [Tag:evil, good, theft]
  • “- Batman: Are you ready to follow Batman and maybe learn a few life lessons along the way?
    - Robin: I sure am, Dad Two! But first, where's the seat-belt?
    - Batman: The first lesson is, life doesn't give you seat-belts! Let's go!”

    Will Arnett - Batman
    Michael Cera - Robin
    [Tag:learning, life, risk]
  • “You're the reason why I get up at 4:00 in the afternoon and pump iron until my chest is positively sick.”

    Will Arnett - Batman
    [Tag:motive]
  • “Okay, Robin. Together, we're gonna punch these guys so hard, words describing the impact are gonna spontaneously materialize out of thin air.”
    Will Arnett - Batman
    [Tag:fighting]
  • “- Computer: What is the password?
    - Batman: Iron Man sucks.”

    Will Arnett - Batman
    [Tag:computer]
  • “- Robin: Batman, woah!
    - Batman: You're darn right, woah!
    - Robin: Wait, does Batman live in Bruce Wayne's basement?
    - Batman: No, Bruce Wayne lives in Batman's attic.”

    Michael Cera - Robin
    Will Arnett - Batman
    [Tag:friends, house]
  • “- Robin: My name's Richard Grayson, but all the kids at the orphanage call me Dick.
    - Batman: Well, children can be cruel.”

    Michael Cera - Robin
    Will Arnett - Batman
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