Santa claus quotes

36 santa claus quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines
  • “- Patch: Don't you believe in Santa Claus?
    - B.Z.: Why should I? He never brought me anything.
    - Patch: That's because you were probably a naughty boy.”

    Dudley Moore - Patch
    John Lithgow - B.Z.
    [Tag:belief, santa claus]
  • “- Hallie O'Fallon: I'm gonna ask Santa to get them back together again so we can have us back together again.
    - Ethan O'Fallon: Now look Hallie, you can't ask Santa Claus for that
    - Hallie O'Fallon: Why not?
    - Ethan O'Fallon: Well because... he's jolly... he's a jolly fat guy and not a marriage counseller.”

    Thora Birch - Hallie O'Fallon
    Ethan Embry - Ethan O'Fallon
    [Tag:marriage, santa claus]
  • “- Herb: There's a girl there who will do anything you want for fifty dollars an hour.
    - Ed Okin: Like what?
    - Herb: Anything! If you want she'll dress like Santa Claus!
    - Ed Okin: Will she bring me a pony?”

    Dan Aykroyd - Herb
    Jeff Goldblum - Ed Okin
    [Tag:money, prostitution, santa claus]
  • “- Regina Belmont: What are you guys doing?
    - Sarah: They said that if we breathe this, we can go to the North Pole to see Santa Claus.
    - Regina Belmont: That's so sick!”

    Catherine Mary Stewart - Regina Belmont
    Janice Kawaye - Sarah
    [Tag:drugs, santa claus]
  • “- Laura: All Neal told him was that Santa was more of a feeling. More of a state of mind than an actual person.
    - Scott Calvin: Kind of like Neal.”

    Wendy Crewson - Laura
    Tim Allen - Scott Calvin
    [Tag:belief, feeling, santa claus]
  • “- Harmony: Don't say that to her! There is too a Santa, and this is his magic sack!
    - Lacy: If that's Santa's sack, why do you have it?”

    Noelle Parker - Harmony
    Phran Gauci - Lacy
    [Tag:credulity, magic, santa claus]
  • “- Detective Nunzio: Look, I know you're Scott Calvin. You know you're Scott Calvin. So let's make this simple: I say, name, you say, Scott Calvin. Name?
    - Scott Calvin: Kriss Kringle.
    - Detective Nunzio: Name?
    - Scott Calvin: Sinterklaas.
    - Detective Nunzio: Name!
    - Scott Calvin: Père Noël. Babbo Natale. Pelz-Nickel... Topo Gigio!
    - Detective...” (continue)
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    Larry Brandenburg - Detective Nunzio
    Tim Allen - Scott Calvin
    [Tag:name, santa claus, sincerity]
  • “- Denise: Cindy if, uh, you don't go back to bed... Santa won't come.
    - Tommy: He's not the only one.”

    Linnea Quigley - Denise
    Leo Geter - Tommy
    [Tag:orgasm, santa claus, sex]
  • “- Davenport: You'll just fall asleep and then you'll see Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny.
    - Brian: I don't believe in Santa Claus.
    - Dr. Carter: What? You don't believe in Santa?”

    Lissa Layng - Davenport
    Chance Boyer - Brian
    Geoffrey Lewis - Dr. Carter
    [Tag:santa claus, sleeping]
  • “- Emmeline Lestrange: Oh Richard, you can't know everything. Only God knows everything.
    - Richard Lestrange: God. He can't find us any better than Santa Claus.”

    Brooke Shields - Emmeline Lestrange
    Christopher Atkins - Richard Lestrange
    [Tag:god, knowledge, santa claus]
  • “- Harmony Star: There's no such thing! Think about it: a guy who flies around the whole world in one night. It just doesn't quite correspond to the laws of time and travel.
    - Ernest P. Worell: Now, now, now, now, now, it's possible. You take the International Date Line, multiply it by the Time Zones, divided by the accelerated rotation of the...” (continue)
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    Noelle Parker - Harmony
    Jim Varney - Ernest P. Worrell
    [Tag:christmas, santa claus, time]