movie quotes

“As a director, my job is to spend money, and the producer's is to save money.”
Shekhar Kapur

“If any of you cross me, I’m gonna kick the testicles clean off your body. Clean off. You’ll look like Ken dolls down there!”
Zooey Deschanel - Jess Day

“- Mickey: Look's like Bugsy's eaten a lot of burgers in the last ten minutes.
- Skeeter Bronson: Wow!
- Mickey: He keeps going like that, we could make bacon out of Bugsy.
[Bugsy looks at them]
- Skeeter Bronson: He's kidding, Bugsy. Take it easy.”

Russell Brand - Mickey
Adam Sandler - Skeeter Bronson

“A man must pay the fiddler, in my case it so happened that a
whole symphony orchestra often had to be subsidized.”
John Barrymore

“Immortality isn't all the preachers crack it up to be.”
Scott Bairstow - Miles Tuck