God quotes

“Alan Harper-You're going to hell, you know?
Charlie Harper-I don't think so. I believe in a loving God who forgives little fibs as long as they lead to recreational sex.
Alan Harper-You really wanna drag God into this?
Charlie Harper-Who gave me the penis, Alan?
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Charlie Sheen - Charlie Harper
Jon Cryer - Alan Harper

“Children are God’s little way of punishing us for having sex.”
Holland Taylor - Evelyn Harper

“I think God gives us children so death won’t come as such a disappointment.”
Holland Taylor - Evelyn Harper

“When we forget who we are, we invite God’s wrath…now, we accept who we are.”
David Mandelbaum - Zeidy

“God expected too much of me. Now I need to find my own path.”
Shira Haas - Esther Shapiro

“Saverio Schisa-Here, your birthday present. Stand B seats, of course.
Fabietto Schisa-Thank you, God!
Saverio Schisa-Don't thank God. I'm the one who bought you a season ticket!”
Toni Servillo - Saverio Schisa
Filippo Scotti - Fabietto Schisa

“It was at the moment that Elvis the Man was sacrificed and Elvis the God was born. He had no idea what he had just done.”
Tom Hanks - Colonel Tom Parker

“God made alcohol as a social lubricant. Make men brave, make women loose.”
Donal Logue - Jack

“Nathan Scott-So you couldn't have ordered a lobster?
Haley James Scott-Dude, macaroni and cheese is food of the Gods.
Nathan Scott-Yeah if the Gods are five-year-olds.”
Bethany Joy Lenz - Haley James Scott
James Lafferty - Nathan Scott

“Gorr-You are not like the other gods I’ve killed.
Thor-Because I have something worth fighting for.”
Christian Bale - Gorr
Chris Hemsworth - Thor

“He got in shape. He went from Dad Bod to God Bod.”
Taika Waititi - Korg

“I don’t believe in the gods’ existence. Man is the master of his own fate, not the gods. The gods are man’s creation to give answers that they are too afraid to give themselves.”
Travis Fimmel - Ragnar Lothbrok

“It is the Gods that have woven our destinies, not ourselves.”
Alyssa Sutherland - Queen Aslaug

“I would worry less about the gods and more about the fury of a patient man.”
Travis Fimmel - Ragnar Lothbrok

“I'm afraid that God is speaking and no one is listening.”
Gillian Anderson - Dana Scully

“If you believe that God makes miracles, you have to wonder if Satan has a few up his sleeve.”
Michael C. Hall - Dexter Morgan

“God doesn’t have a plan. There is no plan at all. There’s nothing but chaos out there. Pain… and chaos! People are bad. Malicious, evil. Life is nothing but a spiral of pain. And the world is doomed to be destroyed.”
Mark Waschke - Noah

“We are all full of sin. No pure human being exists. But no matter what we do, we never fall any lower than into God’s hands.”
Mark Waschke - Noah

“History isn’t kind to men who play God.”
Daniel Craig - James Bond

“You can’t play God without being acquainted with the devil.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Dr. Robert Ford

“The only truth on this world is that there is no truth. Anyone can become a god or a devil. All it takes is for people to believe it.”
Yasunori Matsumoto - Eren Kruger

“DNA is like God – it’s everywhere.”
Tamara Tunie - Dr. Melinda Warner

“There's no higher power, there's no God. There's just chaos and violence and random, unpredictable evil that comes out of nowhere.”
Jensen Ackles - Dean Winchester

“The Devil is real. And he's not a little red man with horns and a tail. He can be beautiful. Because he's a fallen angel, and he used to be God's favorite.”
Shelby Young - Leah

“I'm a sinner. I sin almost every day. But those sins, I confess them to God, not strangers.”
Seth Gilliam - Gabriel Stokes