Jonah Hill movie quotes

Jonah Hill movie quotes, phrases and lines
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Jonah Hill quotes
  • “I was trying to make you feel better and you hit me in the head! Now there's a bump on my head. It looks like a dinosaur egg. If that dinosaur hatches people are gonna think I'm some sort of prehistoric gentleman bird.”

    Jonah Hill - Cooker
  • “- Evan: I heard she got breast reduction surgery.
    - Seth: What? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift.”

    Michael Cera - Evan
    Jonah Hill - Seth
  • “- Matthew the Waiter: I have a question for you real quick. What did you think of my demo? Did you get it?
    - Aldous Snow: I was gonna listen to that, but then, um, I just carried on living my life.”

    Jonah Hill - Matthew the Waiter
    Russell Brand - Aldous Snow
    [Tag:life, music]
  • “- Bartleby Gaines: Does the run-of-the-mill college experience include stripping you of your dignity? Totally humiliating you, making you wear a... a... frigging hot dog suit?
    - Sherman Schrader: It's a tradition.
    - Bartleby Gaines: A tradition?
    - Sherman Schrader: Yes.
    - Bartleby Gaines: I've got a tradition for you. Schrader, you've been my...” (continue)
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    Justin Long - Bartleby Gaines
    Jonah Hill - Sherman Schrader
  • - Sherman Schrader: It was your idea to put "acceptance is just one click away"!
    - Bartleby Gaines: Yeah, you put it as "one click away"! You don't make it... clickable!

    Jonah Hill - Sherman Schrader
    Justin Long - Bartleby Gaines
  • “This place is awesome cause now I can finally get Hepatitis!”
    Jonah Hill - Sherman Schrader
    [Tag:disease, place]
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