Vampire quotes

“- Malloy: So a vampire can cry.
- Louis: Once, maybe twice in his own eternity. Maybe it was to quench those tears forever that I took such revenge on them.”
Christian Slater - Malloy
Brad Pitt - Louis

“I really hate to be the one to tell you this, but that guy, your neighbor; yeah, he's a vampire man.”
Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Ed

“- Professor Lazlo: Alucard is undoubtedly a vampire... probably a descendant of Count Dracula.
- Doctor Brewster: Are you sure we're not allowing our imagination to run away with our common sense?”
J. Edward Bromberg - Professor Lazlo
Frank Craven - Doctor Brewster

“In the end, we are alone, and there is nothing but the cold, dark wasteland of eternity.”
Stuart Townsend - Lestat

“I picked Danica up in a bar, and spent the next five years playing hide-and-go-suck as her little vampire cabana boy. Eventually, Abigail found me, Sommerfield managed to treat me with a cure, and now I kill them. And that's basically turning a frown upside down.”
Ryan Reynolds - Hannibal King

“- Dracula: You did real well, Renfield.
- Renfield: Thank you, Master.
- Dracula: A combination getaway car and mobile home!”

George Hamilton - Dracula
Arte Johnson - Renfield

“- Frank Stanley: Do you mean you deliberately planned this? You married him so you could become a...
- Katherine Caldwell: So you and I could attain immortality, yes.”

Robert Paige - Frank Stanley
Louise Allbritton - Katherine Caldwell

“- Blade: You see the valets over there? They're vampires. So's the doorman... and the whore on the corner.
- Karen: How can you tell?
- Blade: By the way they move. The way they smell.”
Wesley Snipes - Blade
N'Bushe Wright - Karen

“They decided that hunting humans on a piece-meal basis was too inefficient. Why kill your prey when you can keep them alive? Under optimal conditions a donor can generate anywhere from fifty to a hundred pints of blood a year.”

Mark Berry - Chief Martin Vreede

“Now you know what we are, now you know what you are. You'll never grow old, Michael, and you'll never die. But you must feed!”
Kiefer Sutherland - David

“- Malloy: What about crucifixes?
- Louis: Crucifixes?
- Malloy: Yes, can you look at them?
- Louis: Actually I am quite fond of looking at crucifixes.
- Malloy: What about the old stake through the heart?
- Louis: Nonsense.
- Malloy: Coffins? What about coffins?
- Louis: Coffins. Coffins, I'm afraid, are a necessity.”
Christian Slater - Malloy
Brad Pitt - Louis

“There comes a time for every vampire when the idea of eternity becomes momentarily unbearable. Living in the shadows, feeding in the darkness with only your own company to keep, rots into a solitary, hollow existence.”
Stuart Townsend - Lestat

“It's not like they're a bunch of fuckin' fags hoppin' around in rented formal wear and seducing everybody in sight with cheesy Euro-trash accents, all right? Forget whatever you've seen in the movies: they don't turn into bats, crosses don't work. Garlic? You wanna try garlic? You could stand there with garlic around your neck and one of these...” (continue)(continue reading)

James Woods - Jack Crow

“The statue seemed to move, but didn't. The world had changed, yet stayed the same. I was a newborn vampire weeping at the beauty of the night.”
Brad Pitt - Louis

“- Malloy: So there are no vampires in Transylvania? No Count Dracula?
- Louis: Fictions, my friend. The vulgar fictions of a demented Irishman.”
Christian Slater - Malloy
Brad Pitt - Louis

“Frost is trying to trigger a fuckin' vampire apocalypse. There's some kind of vampire God he's trying to resurrect.”
Kris Kristofferson - Whistler

“About three things I was absolutely positive: First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him - and I didn't know how dominant that part might be - that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.”
Kristen Stewart - Bella Swan

“It's that girl from the boardwalk. Is she one of them? [Star floats up] She's one of them! And don't tell me it doesn't make her a bad person, Mike.”

Corey Haim - Sam

“Vampires: Hominus Nocturna.”
Kris Kristofferson - Whistler

“- Jesse: Do you want to find out?
- David Talbot: Me? No, I'm too old to live forever.”

Marguerite Moreau - Jesse
Paul McGann - David Talbot

“What died in that room was not that woman. What has died is the last breath in me that was human.”
Brad Pitt - Louis

“I'm gonna be naughty! I'm gonna be a naughty vampire god!”
Donal Logue - Quinn

“I don't want to be a vampire. I'm a day person.”
Jim Carrey - Mark Kendall

“That morning I was not yet a vampire, and I saw my last sunrise. I remember it completely, and yet I can't recall any sunrise before it. I watched the whole magnificence of the dawn for the last time as if it were the first. And then I said farewell to sunlight, and set out to become what I became.”
Brad Pitt - Louis

“- Jack Crow: You ever seen a vampire?
- Father Adam Guiteau: No, I haven't.
- Jack Crow: No... Well first of all, they're not romantic.”
James Woods - Jack Crow
Tim Guinee - Father Adam Guiteau