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“- Maureen: Hey. That is it, actually. Since you asked, that's what I get from him. Something personal. Besides getting it done where it counts, which he does. Cheston and I reach each other. He's tender and sweet and smart and funny and a million things that you aren't.
- Ben Kalmen: I was once, honey. It doesn't last.”
“- Abby: I love how you assume all men are perverse as you are!
- Mike Chadway: Oh, I don't assume. I know.”
“- Michael Berkow: You have some serious male-on-male intimacy problems!
- Adam Berkow: What're you fucking talking about?
- Michael Berkow: You can't deal with men!”
“I don't know why men lie; they just do. Men. Lie.”
“You fucked Anna 'cause you couldn't fuck Rachel anymore, and you fucked me 'cause you couldn't fuck Anna. Take us all away and you're just a pathetic, impotent man.”
“- Julie: He said that he loved me.
- Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.”
“I don't think you understand the relationship a man has with his facial hair.”
“- Teddy: When we gonna get together?
- New New: Not gonna happen. Never.
- Teddy: I mean, why don't you just let me finish what I gotta say?
- New New: I know what you gonna ask me, Teddy, I know you. And I seen you skate.
- Teddy: So?
- New New: So that tells me everything I need to know about a man.
- Teddy: Pssh, well, then you should know...” (continue)(continue reading)
“Women make the homes, men just make wars... and hooch. Adam was God's first draft - He got it right with Eve.”
“There's only one world, the real world, and in that world if a man takes a woman out on a friday night in her hooker heels and she can't bring her homegirl, he tryin' to get some booty.”
“A long time ago I decided that the key to life was pleasing men.”
“Short people are mean. I never met a short man that stays nice all the way through. No sir. Mean little backstabbers, all of 'em. Maybe it's the air down there. Not enough oxygen or somethin'.”
“There's not a lot that I am good at. But I'm good at getting guys to want me. Not date me, or marry me, but want me.”
“Keep a memory of me, not as a king or a hero; but as a man: fallible and flawed.”
“The organ itself seemed like a, a separate thing, um, a separate entity to me. I mean, when he finally pulled it out, and I could look at it and touch it, I completely forgot that there was a guy attached to it. I remember literally being startled when the guy spoke to me.”
“The man would spend whatever it took for votes, but balked at buying a beautiful painting.”
“A man who is not with a woman is a dead man.”
“A woman spends all day over a hot stove slaving away for her man. The least he can do is the dishes.”
“It is always the same: women bedeck themselves with jewels and furs, and men with wit and quotations.”
“Never trust a man. Even when he looks flat down there.”