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“Most men who become actors do so either because, like myself, they couldn't get a job at anything else or because, as I firmly believe, they are attracted by the prospect of long mornings in bed.”
“The more I see of men, the more I like dogs.”
“Men are like linoleum. If you lay them right the first time, you can walk on them for 20 years.”
“I am a wife-made man.”
“The French are glad to die for love. They delight in fighting duels. But I prefer a man who lives... and gives expensive jewels.”
- Victoria Grant: You know, pretending to be a man does have its disadvantages.
- Carole "Toddy" Todd: My dear Count, you just said a cotton pickin' mouthful.
“He's the nicest guy though, ask anyone, but the thing is, he's almost 40, looks like he's 30, thinks like he's 20, and acts like he's 10. He's fun to play board games with.”
“Man is as silent as the grave. But if farts were flattery? Honey, he'd be Shakespeare.”
“Remember boy, when it comes to women, you're never too old for humiliation.”
“- Sontee Jenkins: What kind of man are you?
- Lance Barton: Sounds like I'm an asshole!”
“You know how a woman gets a man excited? She shows up. That's it. We're guys, we're easy. Of course for that you can't charge six bucks an issue, now can you?”
“A woman is as old as she looks, but a man is never old untill he stops looking.”
“Don't get me wrong, I look away. We all look away. But that is the difference between a man and a king.”
“I used to be anonymous, invisible to the opposite sex. If Google Earth were a guy, he couldn't find me if I was dressed up as a 10-story building.”
“A man isn't how he walks or how he speaks. It's what he does.”
“I knew it was a great mistake for a man like me to fall in love.”