Rebel Wilson quotes
- Whitney: Listen to me.
- Natalie: What?
- Whitney: You’re friendzoning Josh.
- Natalie: No, I’m not. No. No, no, no. No, Josh doesn’t like me like that.
- Whitney: You sure about that?
- Natalie: Yeah, I’m sure. Do you know how many times a day I catch him gawking at that half-dressed model out there? You know, she’s like, “Ooh. Look, I’m so... (continue)(continue reading)
“- Natalie: Is this how you normally get to work?
- Donny: Um, if I had a job, yeah.
- Natalie: ...Are you gonna get a job?”
“- Josh: Is that woman choking?
- Natalie: No, she's just being dramatic. I choke all the time.”
“- Whitney: Tough, but fair.
- Natalie: Just like my leg hair.”
“- Chloe Beale: I will do whoever it takes in order for us to get back to the top.
- Fat Amy: You mean whatever it takes.
- Chloe Beale: Yeah, I'll do that too.”
“- Cynthia-Rose Adams: How are we going to compete with them?
- Chloe Beale: I'm not supposed to have any ideas. I'm the hot one.
- Fat Amy: Um, I'm pretty sure I'm the hot one.”
“I'm gonna kill him! I'm gonna finish him like a cheesecake!”
“Guys, there's going to be some haters out there. They're going to look at us, Team USA, and be like, 'why is the most talented one Australian?'”
“- Bumper Allen: Boo! I'm just kidding! Would you like to have sex later?
- Fat Amy: No! [winks]
- Bumper Allen: Okay, you said no but you winked. So that's a no then?
- Fat Amy: 100% no! [winks]”
“Even though some of you are pretty thin, you all have fat hearts, and that's what matters.”
“- Bumper: You are probably the grossest human being I have ever met.
- Fat Amy: You're no panty dropper yourself.”
“- Chloe: Because I have Nodes...
- Fat Amy: Chloe, don't worry, it's just God punishing you 'cause you're a ginger.”
“- Cynthia Rose: I have a confession to make.
- Fat Amy: We all know where this is going. Lesbi-honest.
- Cynthia Rose: This is hard for me to admit to you guys, but for the past two years, I have had a serious gambling problem.
- Fat Amy: What?
- Cynthia Rose: It all started when I broke up with my girlfriend.
- Fat Amy: Whomp, there it is!”
“I've wrestled crocodiles and dingoes simultaneously.”
“- Aubrey: What are you doing?
- Fat Amy: Horizontal running.”
“- Aubrey: What's your name?
- Fat Amy: Fat Amy.
- Aubrey: You call yourself Fat Amy?
- Fat Amy: Yeah, so twig bitches like you don't do it behind my back.”
“Well, at least it's not herpes. Or do you have that as well?”
“I should have taken that cardio tip more seriously.”