Rebel Wilson quotes
“- Josephine Chesterfield: What do men want?
- Penny Rust: Boobs.
- Josephine Chesterfield: No.
- Penny Rust: Back door. Front door. Pegging, or like a threesome. What is it? What’s the answer?
- Josephine Chesterfield: They want to be heroes. There is nothing more compelling to a man than a vulnerable woman.”
“- Josephine Chesterfield: Why are women better suited to the con than men?
- Penny: Cause we're used to faking it?”
“- Penny Rust: My condition is 100% mental.
- Thomas Westerburg: Hysterical blindness?
- Penny Rust: It's not that funny to me, Thomas.”
- Whitney: Listen to me.
- Natalie: What?
- Whitney: You’re friendzoning Josh.
- Natalie: No, I’m not. No. No, no, no. No, Josh doesn’t like me like that.
- Whitney: You sure about that?
- Natalie: Yeah, I’m sure. Do you know how many times a day I catch him gawking at that half-dressed model out there? You know, she’s like, “Ooh. Look, I’m so... (continue)(continue reading)
“- Natalie: Is this how you normally get to work?
- Donny: Um, if I had a job, yeah.
- Natalie: ...Are you gonna get a job?”
“- Josh: Is that woman choking?
- Natalie: No, she's just being dramatic. I choke all the time.”
“- Whitney: Tough, but fair.
- Natalie: Just like my leg hair.”
“- Chloe Beale: I will do whoever it takes in order for us to get back to the top.
- Fat Amy: You mean whatever it takes.
- Chloe Beale: Yeah, I'll do that too.”
“- Cynthia-Rose Adams: How are we going to compete with them?
- Chloe Beale: I'm not supposed to have any ideas. I'm the hot one.
- Fat Amy: Um, I'm pretty sure I'm the hot one.”
“I'm gonna kill him! I'm gonna finish him like a cheesecake!”
“Guys, there's going to be some haters out there. They're going to look at us, Team USA, and be like, 'why is the most talented one Australian?'”
“- Bumper Allen: Boo! I'm just kidding! Would you like to have sex later?
- Fat Amy: No! [winks]
- Bumper Allen: Okay, you said no but you winked. So that's a no then?
- Fat Amy: 100% no! [winks]”
“Even though some of you are pretty thin, you all have fat hearts, and that's what matters.”
“- Bumper: You are probably the grossest human being I have ever met.
- Fat Amy: You're no panty dropper yourself.”
“- Chloe: Because I have Nodes...
- Fat Amy: Chloe, don't worry, it's just God punishing you 'cause you're a ginger.”
“- Cynthia Rose: I have a confession to make.
- Fat Amy: We all know where this is going. Lesbi-honest.
- Cynthia Rose: This is hard for me to admit to you guys, but for the past two years, I have had a serious gambling problem.
- Fat Amy: What?
- Cynthia Rose: It all started when I broke up with my girlfriend.
- Fat Amy: Whomp, there it is!”
“I've wrestled crocodiles and dingoes simultaneously.”
“- Aubrey: What are you doing?
- Fat Amy: Horizontal running.”