Name quotes

- Nikhil a.k.a. Gogol: So I'm two inches away from her. Her luscious lips part. Just as I'm about to kiss her, she looks at me and she says, "What's your name?".
- Marc: Gogol Ganguli.
- Nikhil a.k.a. Gogol: End of seduction 101.
Kal Penn - Nikhil a.k.a. Gogol
Justin Rosini - Marc

She spent the last three months writing down her married name. "Mrs. Judy Hicks", "Mrs. Donald Hicks"; "Mrs. Judy Mitchellson Hicks", sometimes with a hyphen, sometimes without a hyphen. Sometimes, she spells the hyphen.
Elizabeth Perkins - Susan

- Austin: Who are you, baby?
- Ivana: Ivana. Ivana Humpalot.
- Austin: Excuse me?
- Ivana: Ivana Humpalot.
- Austin: Well, I "vana" toilet made out of solid gold, but it's just not in the cards now is it?
Mike Myers - Austin Powers
Kristen Johnston - Ivana Humpalot

“- Alonzo: Ella? Would you be more comfortable in the car? Ella? Miss de Vil?
- Cruella de Vil: Not Ella. Ella's gone! And Cruella is back!”
Tim McInnerny - Alonzo
Glenn Close - Cruella de Vil

“- Possum: Hey Doc is there a car named after me?
- Dr. John Dolittle: Naw, I don't think they make a Possum.
- Possum: Why not?
- Dr. John Dolittle: They usually don't make cars named after rodents.”
Isaac Hayes - Possum
Eddie Murphy - Dr. John Dolittle

“- William Blake: What is your name?
- Nobody: My name is Nobody.
- William Blake: Excuse me?
- Nobody: My name is Exaybachay. He Who Talks Loud, Saying Nothing.
- William Blake: He who talks... I thought you said your name was Nobody.
- Nobody: I preferred to be called Nobody.”
Johnny Depp - William Blake
Gary Farmer - Nobody

“You named your dog after a shoe?”

Giovonnie Samuels - Kirresha

“- Jor-El: So, my son. Speak.
- Young Clark Kent: Who am I?
- Jor-El: Your name is Kal-El. You are the only survivor of the planet Krypton. Even though you've been raised as a human, you are not one of them. You have great powers, only some of which you have as yet discovered.”
Marlon Brando - Jor-El
Jeff East - Young Clark Kent

“- Mordecai: Do you want to know my name?
- LeeJohn: I don't just want to know your name, I want you to whisper it in my ear.”
Tracy Morgan - LeeJohn
Martell Robinson - Mordecai

“A daughter was born, and they called her Aurora. Yes, they named her after the dawn, for she filled their lives with sunshine.”
Marvin Miller - Narrator

- Dean Mort: Mr. Dunphy, do you have a friend called "Drugs"?
- Tim Dunphy: Drugs Delaney?
- Mr. Funderberk: How many individuals named “Drugs” could you possibly associate with?
George Martin - Dean Mort
Shawn Hatosy - Tim Dunphy

“One crowded hour of glorious life is worth an age without a name.”
Patrick Wilson - William Travis

“- Capt. Gregory Fanducci: What's your name, officer?
- Strange: It's Strange, Sir.
- Capt. Gregory Fanducci: I don't care how fucking strange it is.
- Strange: No Sir, it's officer Strange.”
Peter Riegert - Capt. Gregory Fanducci
Rick Marzan - Strange

“- Rabbi Cohen: The Holy Priest had one ritual to perform in the Holy of Holies, he had to intone a single word... That word, was the true name of God.
- Maximillian Cohen: So?
- Rabbi Cohen: The true name, which only the Cohanim knew, was 216 letters long.”
Stephen Pearlman - Rabbi Cohen
Sean Gullette - Maximillian Cohen

“This guy ain't dangerous. He may be off his rails a bit, but he ain't nothing. And if he wants to call himself Santa Claus, then God bless him.”

Horatio Sanz - Orderly

“- Rickey: What kinda name is LeeJohn anyway?
- LeeJohn: My mom had two boyfriends, Lee and John. She didn't know who my daddy was, so she named me LeeJohn.”
Katt Williams - Rickey
Tracy Morgan - LeeJohn

“- The Old Man Parker: What is the name of the Lone Ranger's nephew's horse?
- Mother Parker: Ah... Victor! His name is Victor.
- The Old Man Parker: How the hell did you know that?
- Mother Parker: Everybody knows that!”
Darren McGavin - The Old Man Parker
Melinda Dillon - Mother Parker

“I'm Peach, she's Pear. You see, our mother was slightly obsessed with fruits. We have a sister named Parsnip... she doesn't get out much.”
Cassie Powney - Peach Orwood

“- Hrundi V. Bakshi: Hrundi V. Bakshi.
- Michelle Monet: Pardon?
- Hrundi V. Bakshi: That is what my name is called.”
Peter Sellers - Hrundi V. Bakshi
Claudine Longet - Michelle Monet

“Mr. Swann, may I present my mother: Mrs. Belle Mae Steinberg Carroca of Brooklyn, New York and Miami Beach, Florida for two weeks, each and every winter.”
Mark Linn-Baker - Benjy Stone

“Shikasha!
[they begin to bow, but stop]
Ohhh! Shishkebab.
[they almost bow]
Shawshank Redemption.
[they almost bow]
ShicaaaaGO!
[the chief bows]
You're outta there! Go on, I gotcha, you're out.
[the confused chief exits the hut]”

Jim Carrey - Ace Venura

“- Ronald Miller: What's his name, Biff?
- Cindy Mancini: Don't give me that! His name happens to be... Brett!
- Ronald Miller: Is there a difference?”
Patrick Dempsey - Ronald Miller
Amanda Peterson - Cindy Mancini

Twenty seven guys with the last name "Wong" all know Jujitsu and kill you with one judo chop.
John Friedrich - Joey

- Henry Luce: Gus? An astronaut named "Gus"? What's your middle name?
- Gus Grissom: Ivan.
- Henry Luce: Ivan... ahem... well. Maybe, Gus isn't so bad, might be something there... All right, all right. You can be Gus.
John Dehner - Henry Luce
Fred Ward - Gus Grissom

“Bond. Jane Bond.”
Rupert Everett - George Downes