Jim Henson quotes
- From the movie: Follow That Bird
Kermit the Frog here in OceanView, Illinois, with the thank you note Big Bird left saying he was running back to Sesame Street. The note reads: "Dear Dodos, you are a very nice family. Thanks for everything, but I'm walking back to Sesame Street. I should be there in three hours, since it took two hours to fly here. So if anyone calls, you know... (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: The Muppet Movie
“- Doc Hopper: Isn't that splendid? Just splendid! Just take a look at it.
- Kermit the Frog: All I can see are millions of frogs with tiny crutches.” - From the movie: The Muppet Movie
- From the movie: The Muppets Take Manhattan
- From the movie: The Muppets Take Manhattan
“We were hugging because that's what friends do! Friends do not spy!”
- From the movie: The Muppet Movie
- From the movie: The Muppet Movie
- From the movie: The Muppet Movie
“Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection. The lovers, the dreamers, and me.”
- From the movie: The Great Muppet Caper
- Kermit the Frog: We were wondering if you could recommend a nice hotel. Actually, a cheap hotel.
- British Gentleman: How cheap?
- Fozzie Bear: Free.
- British Gentleman: Well, that narrows the field a bit. Let's see. "Places where you can park your carcasses". Bus terminals... river banks... The Happiness Hotel... - From the movie: The Great Muppet Caper
“- Pops: What's goin' on in there? Lotta folks out hereneed to use the restroom!
- Kermit the Frog: Well, we're developing these pictures, we'll be out as soon as we finish. We're trying to catch a jewel thief.
- Fozzie Bear: A jewel thief!
- Pops: Well, catch him in another room, people are dancing up and down on one leg out here!” - From the movie: The Muppets Take Manhattan
“- Fozzie: Hey, Kermit. Can our friends watch the show from backstage?
- Kermit the Frog: What? No! No, they cannot watch the show from backstage. That's it! That's what's been missing from the show! That's what we need! More frogs and dogs and bears and chickens and... and whatever! You're not gonna watch the show, you're gonna be in the show!...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Muppets Take Manhattan
“- Jenny: I'm Jenny.
- Kermit the Frog: I'm Kermit. I'm a frog.” - From the movie: A Muppet Family Christmas
“You don't have to explain, Doc. If there's one thing Piggy knows, it's how to make an entrance.”
- From the movie: The Muppet Movie
“- Kermit the Frog: Maybe we should give him a ride.
- Fozzie Bear: I don't know, he's pretty big. Hey there, wanna lift?
- Big Bird: No thanks. I'm on my way to New York City to try to break into public television.” - From the movie: The Muppet Movie
“- El Sleezo Cafe Owner: That's toughest, meanest, filthiest pest hole on the face of the earth!
- Kermit the Frog: Why not complain to the owner?
- El Sleezo Cafe Owner: I am the owner.” - From the movie: The Muppet Movie
“- Bernie the Agent: Someone - help! You, you with the banjo, can you help me? I have lost my sense of direction.
- Kermit the Frog: Have you tried Hare Krishna?
- Bernie the Agent: No. No, I mean I'm really lost.” - From the movie: The Great Muppet Caper
- From the movie: The Great Muppet Caper
- From the movie: The Muppet Movie
“- Rowlf: That's why I live alone.
- Kermit the Frog: You do?
- Rowlf: You bet. I finish work, I go home, read a book, have a couple of beers, take myself for a walk, and go to bed.
- Kermit the Frog: Nice and simple.
- Rowlf: Stay away from women. That's my motto.
- Kermit the Frog: But I can't.
- Rowlf: Neither can I. And that's my trouble.”
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