Hell quotes

“- Ryan Edward Turner: I'd kill myself right now, but I'd probably end up in Hell, and that would be redundant.
- Barry Sherman: Well, at least you'd be among friends.”
Charlie Sheen - Ryan Edward Turner
Jon Lovitz - Barry Sherman

“- Daniel Miller: Is this Heaven?
- Bob Diamond: No, it isn't Heaven.
- Daniel Miller: Is it Hell?
- Bob Diamond: Nope, it isn't Hell either. Actually, there is no Hell. Although I hear Los Angeles is getting pretty close.”
Albert Brooks - Daniel Miller
Rip Torn - Bob Diamond

“- Harry: What did you do?
- Damned Man: I invented aluminum siding.”

Woody Allen - Harry Block
Peter McRobbie - Damned Man

“- Julia: Let me see!
- Frank the Monster: No, don't touch it! It's dangerous. It opens doors.
- Julia: What kind of doors?
- Frank the Monster: The doors to the pleasures of Heaven or Hell. I didn't care which.”

Clare Higgins - Julia
Oliver Smith - Frank the Monster

“Hell is repetition.”
Colm Feore - Andre Linoge

“- Leroy: Where are you from, man? East side?
- Fairfax: Not really.
- Leroy: Where from, then?
- Fairfax: From Hell.”
Michael Chinyamurindi - Leroy
Charles M. Huber - Fairfax

“I found you in hell. Don't you think I could find you in Jersey?”
Robin Williams - Chris Nielsen

“- Max Devlin: That's entrapment! It's not fair!
- Barney Satin: Fair? Are you forgetting where you are?”

Elliott Gould - Max Devlin
Bill Cosby - Barney Satin

“- Miller: From Hell? You don't believe in that kind of stuff, do you?
- D.J.: Whoever sent that message, he sure believed in Hell.”

Laurence Fishburne - Miller
Jason Isaacs - D.J.

“- Birkin: I suppose hell means different things to different people.
- Alice Keach: What does it mean to you?
- Birkin: Hell on Earth, I think.”
Colin Firth - Birkin
Natasha Richardson - Alice Keach

“A child of the caul, born of witch's blood. You'll be sacrificed and as your blood runs, I'll raise from the pits of Hell a woman, a consort who will mother a race of evil the world has never seen. It is my purpose, my destiny, and yours.”
Bruce Payne - The Warlock

“- Yosemite Sam: Where am I? It sure is powerful warm in here. Is this Dallas?
- Satan: No, but you're close.”
Mel Blanc - Yosemite Sam
Frank Nelson - Satan

“With the power vested in me by the kingdom of God, I sentence you to the Ninth Circle of Hell! Now you will learn about loss! Loss of freedom! Loss of humanity! Now you and I will truly be the same.”
Robert De Niro - Max Cady

“Burn in hell, you little green bastard!”

Shay Duffin - Dan O'Grady

“Everyone's hell is different. It's not all fire and pain. The real hell is your life gone wrong.”
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Albert Lewis

“- Porthos: Aramis, is this the way to hell?
- Aramis: Hell may be our destination, but not this trip.”
Gérard Depardieu - Porthos
Jeremy Irons - Aramis

“Why would we go to hell? We're not bad, we're not exactly good or anything, but at least we don't go around killing people!”
Elden Henson - Pnub

“Mola Ram! Prepare to meet Kali... in hell!”
Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones

“It's better to be blind in Heaven then sighted in Hell.”
Phoebe Legere - Claire

“Paradise and hell both can be earthly.”
Gérard Depardieu - Columbus

“- Lena Whitehouse: How about you Rolfe? Are you saved?
- Rolfe Whitehouse: No, I'm not.
- Lena Whitehouse: But then you'll be in hell.
- Rolfe Whitehouse: I guess I will. Me and Mom and Wade and Pop. We'll all be there together.”
Martha-Marie Kleinhans - Lena Whitehouse
Willem Dafoe - Rolfe Whitehouse

“- Angelique: Things seem to have changed.
- Pinhead: Hell is more ordered since your time, princess, and much less amusing.”
Valentina Vargas - Angelique
Doug Bradley - Pinhead

In Heaven they'll say I was captain, I'm to blame... and I'll agree. But in Hell... In Hell, they'll smile and greet me. "Welcome, Captain!", they'll say. "Mags Clifton is waiting over there. Do what you need to make her pay". I live for the day I go to Hell.
Malcom McDowell - Captain Sean Murdoch

“I pledge and consecrate my heart, my brain, my body, and my limbs and swear by all the powers of Heaven and Hell to devote my life to the obedience of my superiors and that no danger or peril shall deter me from executing their orders.”

Humphrey Bogart - Frank Taylor

“- Max Devlin: I know you're here! Let me see your rotten, lying, deceitful face now! I'm gonna burn your contracts!
- Barney Satin: Burn those contracts and eternal damnation is yours! You'll know the unmitigating pain and horror of limbs being torn from their sockets! Your limbs! Your sockets! You'll feel pain you've never imagined in life!...” (continue)(continue reading)

Elliott Gould - Max Devlin
Bill Cosby - Barney Satin