movie quotes

“- Dexter Reed: So, you like me?
- Monique: Of course. So, you like me?
- Dexter Reed: Are you kidding? I liked you from the first time I saw you! Right off the bat. But I guess it was the same thing for you?
- Monique: No, actually I thought you were self-centered and obnoxious.
- Dexter Reed: So much for my self-esteem”
Kenan Thompson - Dexter Reed
Shar Jackson - Monique

“Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.”
Jane Wagner

“- FBI Agent: Come out with your hands on your head. You've got ten seconds.
- Pam Anderson: Enough time to create a universe.”
Tony Mockus Jr. - FBI Agent
Ashley Judd - Pam Anderson

“- Blake - Socialite: This place slightly resembles an insane asylum.
- Alexander Bullock: Well, all you need to start an asylum is an empty room and the right kind of people.”
Selmer Jackson - Blake - Socialite
Eugene Pallette - Alexander Bullock

“- Buddy Amaral: You know, I don't think I've ever bought a woman a grilled cheese, before.
- Abby Janello: Oh, yeah. Well, my kids love them, and after a while, you kinda get hooked.
- Buddy Amaral: I'm sure they have a gum for that too.”
Ben Affleck - Buddy Amaral
Gwyneth Paltrow - Abby Janello