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“Any soul on the grounds bearing mortal likeness to a walrus, raise up your right hand or whistle.”
“Corpulence makes a man reasonable, pleasant and phlegmatic. Have you noticed the nastiest of tyrants are invariably thin?”
“Try to be as inconspicuous as possible. I know it’s difficult for you, but it’s better to go unnoticed by Gregor’s henchmen.”
“Friends don't care about issues like dwarf tossing.”
“- Max: You didn't happen to see a fellow brought in here, looks a little bit like me, but he's got a little bit of a sharper chin and higher cheekbones?
- Bartender: So, a better-looking guy?”
“- Annie: You're not Liam Neeson.
- Max: That hurts my feelings.”
“He looked exactly the same when he was alive, only he was vertical.”
“Dorothy, please, a lady never admits her feet hurt.”
“- Mr. Esmond Sr.: Say, they told me you were stupid! You don't sound stupid to me!
- Lorelei Lee: I can be smart when it's important.”
“Don't you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? You wouldn't marry a girl just because she's pretty, but my goodness, doesn't it help?”
“You don't have to play masculine to be a strong woman.”
“Short people have long faces, and long people have short faces. Big people have little humor, and little people have no humor at all.”
“- Jonathan: Look. Put five men dressed like cats on the screen, what do they look like?
- Fred: Like five men dressed like cats.”
“- Casting Agent: You have a malevolent presence. You are a perfect build. I could see you as Dracula, Frankenstein.
- Tommy Wiseau: I’m not Frankenstein! I am hero.”
“Look-a, Mr. Lyons, I know you wanna make a good impression, but-a please - don't play better than me.”
“If you’re nothing without that suit, then you shouldn’t have it.”
“- Queen Victoria: You're even smaller than I imagined!
- Tom Thumb: Well you're not exactly reaching the top shelf yourself, sweetheart.”
“There's just more to it than picking the right color. It's the texture, the weight of the material. One wrong choice, it can destroy the look of the entire room. There was this one customer that came to me, he wanted solid colored drapes in a little girl's room. I said 'Don't do it.' - You need butterflies, polka dots, balloons.”